NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
Life is like a pubic hair, sitting on a toilet seat -
After a while you get P****D Off!
"Any jackanape that goes around with a "Merry Christmas" on hip lips should be buried in his own pudding, with a stake of holly through his heart" - E Scrooge (from A Chistmas Carol!)