Which is your favourite Jesus?
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 21:58
The happy,sweet Christmas Baby Jesus 
or the sad Easter Jesus 
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or the sad Easter Jesus ?Page 1 of 4
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 21:59
Sad Easter Jesus
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:05
wbb, wtf?
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:08
Christmas Baby Jesus 
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:09
His birthday isn't even Christmas 
Think I'd be proper pissed off when everyone would forget my proper birthday two thousand years long
Think I'd be proper pissed off when everyone would forget my proper birthday two thousand years long
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:18
The plastic one (sitting on the dashboard of my car)
Or if he's unavailable, this one:
Or if he's unavailable, this one:
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:19
He's probably glad.Who'd want a birthday at Christmas?You'd only get one lot of pressies.I expect he has an official birthday and a real birthday,like the Queen does.Obviousman wrote:His birthday isn't even Christmas
I saw a programme on the telly and they pinpointed Jesus's birthdate to April 17th 6AD.So thats Christmas f**ked for my kids,they can wait till April for their pressies.
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:20
- Buddy Christ!
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:22
wild bill buttock wrote:I saw a programme on the telly and they pinpointed Jesus's birthdate to April 17th 6AD.So thats Christmas f**ked for my kids,they can wait till April for their pressies.
Putting one of those trees up in April will be cheaper too, I'd imagine
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:25
Damnit, beaten to it!
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:26
I like the Y.M.C.A Jesus, he looks like a laugh 
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:30
I Will Survive Jesus
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:53
I'm with Tom Waites on this one -
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 22:58
My own personal Jesus.
Whoever that is
Whoever that is
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:40
The Crass one - died for his own sins. Not mine
Posted: 30 Nov 2006, 23:51
That one who had a Marychain. He was alright.
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 00:10
He never came though. I'd bet Mary Magdalene was pretty upset about that.
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 02:24
And here's my very own personal burfdi Jesus
He was in his 'blue' period, if we'd taken the photo 30 seconds later he would be in his green, then orange, then red, then purple ones.
He was in his 'blue' period, if we'd taken the photo 30 seconds later he would be in his green, then orange, then red, then purple ones.
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 03:01
The one that dies and doesn't come back to start all this crap that has had the world in flames since 2000 odd years...
Re: Which is your favourite Jesus?
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 04:57
Bet you wish you hadn't asked now?wild bill buttock wrote:The happy,sweet Christmas Baby Jesus
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 06:55
I quiet liked the glow in the dark one I got for my friend in Mauritius. Second is Buddy Jesus
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 07:32
The historic Jewish one. Not this Roman myth that has given us two thousand years of "Paulianity" and patriarchial oppression.
And there I go, ruining another light-hearted topic.
Hate pm's to the usual address. Thank you.
And there I go, ruining another light-hearted topic.
Hate pm's to the usual address. Thank you.
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 08:27
Erudite wrote:The historic Jewish one. Not this Roman myth that has given us two thousand years of "Paulianity" and patriarchial oppression.
And that's just for the use of the word Paulianity, never mind the rest of it. That word needs more love from the general populus
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 09:17
The Life Of Brian one...
Posted: 01 Dec 2006, 10:14
He's my favourite Jesus. ........
