Which is your favourite Jesus?

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wild bill buttock
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The happy,sweet Christmas Baby Jesus :D or the sad Easter Jesus :( ?
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Sad Easter Jesus
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wbb, wtf?
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Christmas Baby Jesus :notworthy:
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His birthday isn't even Christmas :|

Think I'd be proper pissed off when everyone would forget my proper birthday two thousand years long :lol:
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The plastic one (sitting on the dashboard of my car)

Or if he's unavailable, this one:

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Obviousman wrote:His birthday isn't even Christmas :|
He's probably glad.Who'd want a birthday at Christmas?You'd only get one lot of pressies.I expect he has an official birthday and a real birthday,like the Queen does.

I saw a programme on the telly and they pinpointed Jesus's birthdate to April 17th 6AD.So thats Christmas f**ked for my kids,they can wait till April for their pressies.
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  • Buddy Christ!
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wild bill buttock wrote:I saw a programme on the telly and they pinpointed Jesus's birthdate to April 17th 6AD.So thats Christmas f**ked for my kids,they can wait till April for their pressies.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Putting one of those trees up in April will be cheaper too, I'd imagine ;D
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Damnit, beaten to it! :lol:

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I like the Y.M.C.A Jesus, he looks like a laugh :innocent:
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I Will Survive Jesus
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I'm with Tom Waites on this one -
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
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My own personal Jesus.

Whoever that is :|
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The Crass one - died for his own sins. Not mine
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That one who had a Marychain. He was alright.
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He never came though. I'd bet Mary Magdalene was pretty upset about that.
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And here's my very own personal burfdi Jesus

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The one that dies and doesn't come back to start all this crap that has had the world in flames since 2000 odd years...
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wild bill buttock wrote:The happy,sweet Christmas Baby Jesus :D or the sad Easter Jesus :( ?
Bet you wish you hadn't asked now? :lol:
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I quiet liked the glow in the dark one I got for my friend in Mauritius. Second is Buddy Jesus :notworthy:
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The historic Jewish one. Not this Roman myth that has given us two thousand years of "Paulianity" and patriarchial oppression.

And there I go, ruining another light-hearted topic.
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Erudite wrote:The historic Jewish one. Not this Roman myth that has given us two thousand years of "Paulianity" and patriarchial oppression.
:notworthy:

And that's just for the use of the word Paulianity, never mind the rest of it. That word needs more love from the general populus ;D
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The Life Of Brian one... :D
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He's my favourite Jesus. ........

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