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chachi
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a women's garter and stockings.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"









Without missing a beat the man replied, "These are Carol's ..."
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And here I was, thinking the man would go and paint his balls in festive colors... :|

Ah, great minds, they are departed and gone... ;D

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Two snowmen standing in a garden, one says to the other:
''Can you smell carrots?''
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Ok, you forced me to...

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?









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Snowballs!
You are very very bad people and you must be punished
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life...?

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James Blast wrote:life...?

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Position of the carrot? ;D

*cough*

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