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For all your world travellers

Posted: 15 Feb 2007, 15:37
by TourGuider
If you are on an airplane , and the person next to you does not stop talking , you get your laptop,
and of course the person next to you will start looking at you screen, just open this link click me

trust me he/she will shut up ................

TG - Sleeping Cell :twisted:

Posted: 15 Feb 2007, 15:59
by James Blast
seen it

Next! ;D

An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

He replies, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Posted: 15 Feb 2007, 17:39
by Badlander
:lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: to both ;D

Posted: 15 Feb 2007, 22:11
by mh
From http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ (always good for a chuckle)

* Customer: "The install fails half way through. I tried several times, and it always fails at the same point."
* Tech Support: "Did you see any kind of error message?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "What did the error message say?"
* Customer: "It said, 'Please insert Disk 2.'"
* Tech Support: "Have you got another disk there?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "Is it labelled 'Disk 2'?"
* Customer: "Yes, it is."
* Tech Support: "Insert that disk into the drive, and click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Wow, thanks! That's fixed it. It's installing now. What was it, a faulty disk or something?"

Posted: 16 Feb 2007, 10:55
by markfiend
Isn't that the one that carries on "But I inserted disk 2 and now it's asking for disk 3; I don't think I can fit another disk in there..."