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"I snorted my father"
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 09:47
by smiscandlon
NME clicky.
Keith Richards - 'I snorted my dad's ashes'
Seems The Rolling Stones legend will do anything to get high
The Rolling Stones' guitar legend Keith Richards has revealed that he once snorted a line of his own dad's ashes.
Speaking exclusively in this week's NME, the star, notorious for his decades of substance abuse, admitted he gave his old man a unique send off after his cremation.
He said: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.
"My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Was this the 1st April edition?
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 10:13
by paint it black
is on the front page of the Sun this morning, so must be true
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 10:45
by Ozpat
I wonder what makes someone do that....
But than again....there is so much to wonder about so I better not.
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 10:56
by Pat
You can wrap it up in whatever you like but it's still incest in my book.
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:00
by eotunun
Ozpat wrote: I wonder what makes someone do that....
The stuff he snorted before/with/after his daddy?
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:12
by canon docre
... and does he recommend it? I still have my mum's ashes at home somewhere.....
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:15
by Ozpat
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:16
by nick the stripper
canon docre wrote:... and does he recommend it? I still have my mum's ashes at home somewhere.....
Go for it!
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:17
by Planet Dave
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:28
by Quiff Boy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/ent ... 524661.stm
Aunty Beeb wrote:Sixty-three-year-old Richards also told NME of his disdain for modern bands, calling Arctic Monkeys, The Libertines and Bloc Party "a load of crap".
and
Aunty Beeb wrote:Richards also revealed more details of the accident which left him facing brain surgery last year in Fiji, when it was widely reported he had fallen out of a tree, forcing dates on the Rolling Stones tour to be cancelled.
"I wasn't climbing a tree," he said, "I was sitting on a shrub. I was sitting on that shrub again today, but I happened to fall off it the wrong way that day."
He added: "I've been trepanned. That's quite an interesting experience, especially for my brain surgeon, who saw my thoughts flying around in my brain. I've got pictures of it, mate.
"They cut my head, brain, skull open, went in and pulled out the crap, and put some of it back again."
the man's clearly a god
Re: "I snorted my father"
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:08
by Izzy HaveMercy
smiscandlon wrote:NME clicky.
Keith Richards - 'I snorted my dad's ashes'
Seems The Rolling Stones legend will do anything to get high
The Rolling Stones' guitar legend Keith Richards has revealed that he once snorted a line of his own dad's ashes.
Speaking exclusively in this week's NME, the star, notorious for his decades of substance abuse, admitted he gave his old man a unique send off after his cremation.
He said: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.
"My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Was this the 1st April edition?
It's cheaper than coke, and it saves out an urn for future use.
That makes mr. Richards environmentally AND economically aware in one go.
He really IS a nice chap!
IZ.
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:13
by Norman Hunter
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 13:01
by Badlander
How come I'm not surprised ?
Oh wait, it's Keith
fcukin' Richards : nothing can surprise me coming from infamous him !
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 13:25
by James Blast
A shrubberry?!
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 19:51
by Obviousman
Well, you know what'd survive in case of atomic bombs hitting everywhere and destroying life on earth
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 19:53
by eotunun
Obviousman wrote:Well, you know what'd survive in case of atomic bombs hitting everywhere and destroying life on earth
Keith´s Nose?
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 20:11
by Obviousman
eotunun wrote:Obviousman wrote:Well, you know what'd survive in case of atomic bombs hitting everywhere and destroying life on earth
Keith´s Nose?
Keith and a pair of cockroaches
When he'd meet them he'd say 'Hey, groovy, I smoked your father'
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 20:31
by Carpathian Psychonaut
Sorry to spoil it but he's issued a statement tonight say that he actually didn't really do it.
Seems it's a bit of embellishment that got picked up on way more than he planned !
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 20:44
by eotunun
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 20:51
by Obviousman
I remember the story about some thieves snorting a dog's ashes once. But that still ain't no parent
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 20:58
by eotunun
I remeber some Curt Cobaine´s ashes being forgotten in some bar (That probably went like " Eh, Enrique, look, you dinnt clean the ashtrays, asshole! What do I pay you for?" *whooph! down the bin he goes.*
)
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 21:25
by weebleswobble
If you chop it, they will snort
what film am I ripping?
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 21:56
by Perki
Field of dreams?
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 21:57
by Badlander
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 21:59
by weebleswobble
Perki wrote:Field of dreams?
You Da Man
Hey, Jess, you can still be the first to do it and become famous!