The boss had to lay someone off, and, after giving it much thought, he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both excelent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would lay off the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
The next morning Debra came in with a horrible hangover after partying all night. Unfortunately, she went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she replied, "I feel like crap this morning."
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