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I know it's a second thread for today, but... (20/09/07)

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 15:47
by markfiend
The Royal Mail apparently had commemorative stamps planned for when Margaret Thatcher dies. But then someone pointed out that they probably won't stick to the envelopes.

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People will spit on the wrong side.

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 15:58
by Izzy HaveMercy
Bah.

The Conservatives will be happy to lick her butt once again...

IZ.

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 15:58
by smiscandlon
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

That's probably really funny to all those folk who moisten their stamps by spitting on them... :innocent: :twisted:

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 15:59
by Izzy HaveMercy
Can we get this thread stickified then? ;D

IZ.

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:05
by markfiend
smiscandlon wrote:That's probably really funny to all those folk who moisten their stamps by spitting on them... :innocent: :twisted:
:roll: Spoil my joke... :lol:

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:07
by smiscandlon
markfiend wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:That's probably really funny to all those folk who moisten their stamps by spitting on them... :innocent: :twisted:
:roll: Spoil my joke... :lol:
There's always one isn't there? :oops: :lol:

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:29
by markfiend
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Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:35
by Quiff Boy
dude! how long did it take you to work that out? :o :lol:

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:42
by 6FeetOver
OMFG, Mark. :eek: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:48
by Badlander
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You have much too much free time. :P

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 16:53
by EvilBastard
That this is all based on img files leads me to concur with Badlander - I mean, dude, stheriously! :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 17:18
by Ozpat
So that's why I stopped collecting stamps a long time ago...

:roll: ....silly I know... :innocent:

Posted: 20 Sep 2007, 20:35
by Izzy HaveMercy
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Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 09:58
by markfiend
Duh it was easy. Open up the ;D smiley in photoshop, zoom in to 1600%, transcribe the pixel pattern into a text editor as:

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Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 10:24
by Quiff Boy
still too much time thinking about it ;)

Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 10:53
by markfiend
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Edit to add: And I did all that in the 6 minutes since I posted this ;D

Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 11:29
by Izzy HaveMercy
Try this one


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Should keep you busy for a whole eight minutes then.;)

IZ.

Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 12:27
by markfiend
How did I know that someone would try to get me to do an animated one? :lol:

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Posted: 21 Sep 2007, 18:20
by 6FeetOver
Dude, that just plain rocks. :notworthy:

Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 17:55
by James Blast
mark, you trouble me, sometimes :lol:

Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 22:25
by EvilBastard
James Blast wrote:mark, you trouble me, sometimes :lol:
Only sometimes? :lol:

Posted: 24 Sep 2007, 23:16
by James Blast
only when I wake up screaming at night

Posted: 25 Sep 2007, 14:15
by Petseri
James Blast wrote:only when I wake up screaming at night
Again, only sometimes?