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Bush: What's he smokin'?
Posted: 10 Mar 2003, 03:31
by RachRasp
During the press conference Thursday night, George Bush appeared to be tranquilized. He is now being referred to as the "Xanax Cowboy".
What do YOU think he was smokin'? (or popping, or sniffing, etc.)
Posted: 10 Mar 2003, 04:07
by dead stars
See my suggestion on Alternative!
Re: Bush: What's he smokin'?
Posted: 14 Mar 2003, 03:15
by Andy TG
RachRasp wrote:During the press conference Thursday night, George Bush appeared to be tranquilized. He is now being referred to as the "Xanax Cowboy".
What do YOU think he was smokin'? (or popping, or sniffing, etc.)
He drinks very large amounts of Diet Coke - AKA Aspartame - that is why he appears "Tranquilized"
Other than that he could just be an "Idiot" - now that would be an insult to your honest, hardworking professional "Idiot", so no offence meant!
Re: Bush: What's he smokin'?
Posted: 14 Mar 2003, 07:09
by dead stars
AndyTheGoth wrote:RachRasp wrote:During the press conference Thursday night, George Bush appeared to be tranquilized. He is now being referred to as the "Xanax Cowboy".
What do YOU think he was smokin'? (or popping, or sniffing, etc.)
He drinks very large amounts of Diet Coke - AKA Aspartame - that is why he appears "Tranquilized"
Other than that he could just be an "Idiot" - now that would be an insult to your honest, hardworking professional "Idiot", so no offence meant!
The best well kept secret in Portugal must be how much your idiot and the other idiot are paying us to play the clown in this circus.
If they're not paying us, chop off the head of the prime-minister!
Posted: 14 Apr 2003, 23:02
by karin
In the final of University Challenge ( Leeds were slaughtered in the semi- final for any allumni interested) a question was " Which Texan govenor was quoted as saying "If English was good enough for Jesus Christ - it's good enough for you people" ? Sorry missed the answer ( probably George Bush, strike me down dead if i'm wrong ) too busy pissing myself laughing.
Posted: 15 Apr 2003, 14:45
by Black Shuck
I don't think it was George Bush who said that- he would have been slaughtered in the media, that's too stupid a thing for even him to say.
You should check out the fab site
www.bushisms.com for more George Dubya hilarity. my personal faves are:
"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
"...I don't need to be subliminabable.." (Orlando, FL, Sept. 12, 2000 -- when caught using subliminal technique in his dirty ads against Al Gore)
"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile
(hostage) or hold our allies hostile.''
"I think we agree, the past is over."
I f I was American He'd get my vote. I think Al gore lost because he underestimated the value of comedy.
Posted: 16 Apr 2003, 14:04
by karin
Nice one
Went to see Henry Rollins Spoken Word last weekend. He was hilarious about Bush And Rumsfeld.