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Mrs RicheyJames
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YEAY!!!!!! I've been promoted!!! :notworthy:

One question though......Just what is amphetamine filth?
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Congrats on your promotion!
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Why thankyou!! :D :D
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Sexygoth wrote:
One question though......Just what is amphetamine filth?
well, it's kind of like gonzoid amphetamine filth, but not quite as gonzoidy

I'm trying to shake off this filth business altogether and move onto a higher plain.
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hallucienate wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:
One question though......Just what is amphetamine filth?
well, it's kind of like gonzoid amphetamine filth, but not quite as gonzoidy

I'm trying to shake off this filth business altogether and move onto a higher plain.
err, yeah. like wot he said. basically.

:urff: ;D
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i wanna be "lord of the loud". i'm still road kill. i don't wanna be road kill. all that insides on the outside business... messy.
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d00mw0lf wrote:i wanna be "lord of the loud". i'm still road kill. i don't wanna be road kill. all that insides on the outside business... messy.
just 30 posts to go. Methy could do that with one hand tied behind his back and standing on his head.
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How many posts do I have to make to be promoted to 'Heartland Admin' :?: :?: ?
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30, ok.
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did i do 30 yet?
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how 'bout now?
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who is methy anyway?
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bah.
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http://www.myheartland.co.uk/statistics.php
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Road Kill - 0 - 99 posts
Amphetamine Filth - 100 - 249 posts
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth - 250 - 499 posts
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth - 500 - 999 posts
Slight Overbomber - 1000 - 1999 posts
Overbomber - 2000 + posts
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d00mw0lf wrote:who is methy anyway?
You're new here, right?

who is methy, indeed!!!
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oh, this is methy:
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/profile.ph ... ofile&u=34
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d00mw0lf wrote:i wanna be "lord of the loud". i'm still road kill. i don't wanna be road kill. all that insides on the outside business... messy.
I actually wanna stay Road kill, I dont wanna change. Does it change automatically or is Quiffy involved?
I guess I'm just a Road kill kinda guy!
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X wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:i wanna be "lord of the loud". i'm still road kill. i don't wanna be road kill. all that insides on the outside business... messy.
I actually wanna stay Road kill, I dont wanna change. Does it change automatically or is Quiffy involved?
I guess I'm just a Road kill kinda guy!
"is Quiffy involved"

i am ALWAYS involved ;) :twisted:

actually, in this case it changes automatically, but if you want to stay road kill it can be arranged ;)

let me know if you feel the same way about it when you get to 100 posts...
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Methinks I already know the answer to this one, but I'll ask anyway...

How does one become "Utterly Bastard Smurph"??? :?: :?: :?:

I assume that this is a somewhat limited (but also rather cool :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ) category??

Just wondered if there was mebbe a SmurphMiles scheme, where after having been to A Certain Number of Smurphs gigs yer start to build up 'Points' until you become perhaps Honorary Utterly Bastard Smurph?

Perchance I'm taking this a tad too far... :innocent: :innocent:

hem hem... :wink: ;D :D
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perchance you are... ;) :twisted:

sadly membership to that particular subset of heartlanders has very strict entry requirements. namely, you have to be one of their band... ;) :roll:

you wanna be a smurph? go ask padstar, ian or mocky...

however, if anyone wants their own "special" rank (such as sam donut's rank) then ask nicely and i'll think about it. "think" being the operative word there... ;)
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Sexygoth wrote:YEAY!!!!!! I've been promoted!!! :notworthy:

One question though......Just what is amphetamine filth?
Coming for the city that used to be the Meth capitol of the states I would have to say it's the resin that's left in the toilet after they cook the stuff...

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I always liked the rank of "some kind of donut"
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hallucienate wrote:I always liked the rank of "some kind of donut"
Me too! ;D

It's a fine, fine rank.

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black, black, black & even blacker :roll:
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paint it black wrote:black, black, black & even blacker :roll:
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