Heartland

So there was this bloke in the pub wearing a kilt...

I went over, 'Oi mate, are you a genuine Scot with that?'

He said 'What the &**& is it with you English? I tell you what, you kneel down, I can pretend seen as you've got long hair...'

I don't know, I guess we English have an obsession with underpants...

He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast....

weebleswobble wrote:He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast....

A mouths's a mouth

weebleswobble wrote:He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast....

Nah, that kind of witty banter is more the preserve of Glaswegians, I think...