OK Ladies...WHY Did God Create Men.....
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 21:57
....besides a sick sense of humor????
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OK Ladies...WHY Did God Create Men.....
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Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 22:09
to feel woman better, always.
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 22:21
they cause ME a LOT of trouble
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:06
We CAN open jars.
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:24
Vibrators cannae get the drinks inPista wrote:We CAN open jars.
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:28
Big Si wrote:Vibrators cannae get the drinks inPista wrote:We CAN open jars.
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:34
simple - big bOObies
they're fuckin' great, the day I die is the day I never need to see another pair of pendulous swinging melons avec Scammel wheel nuts!
Oh Lordy! but they are bags of fun,
see what I diddy there?
several times...sorry
it's a subject very close to my heart
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oh joy
they're fuckin' great, the day I die is the day I never need to see another pair of pendulous swinging melons avec Scammel wheel nuts!
Oh Lordy! but they are bags of fun,
see what I diddy there?
several times...sorry
it's a subject very close to my heart
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oh joy Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:36
You should have been in my local this evening then. 
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:38
10x8s, my desk, thi morra morn - Stat!
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:47
@Bartek...is that related to arrogant misogany? 
Btw, I am so far from being a "feminist" it's funny! I really do think men are great! (99% of the time)
@pista...I must be a very capable female then as I've never had a jar I couldn't open...the old rubberband around the top ALWAYS works.
@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
Btw, I am so far from being a "feminist" it's funny! I really do think men are great! (99% of the time)@pista...I must be a very capable female then as I've never had a jar I couldn't open...the old rubberband around the top ALWAYS works.
@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 00:00
have you got big tits?
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 03:26
@Mr. Blast...they're big enough to have kept my man happy for the past 27yrs! Best of all, still in the same condition as they were before the kiddies came along! Hell, gotta love a guy who's blunt!
Hell, gotta love a guy who's blunt! Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 04:59
No idea, really. I've (almost) no use for them...
Well, actually, I'm only half-kidding.
Well, actually, I'm only half-kidding.
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 14:20
You're confusing avatars I think, Simon's wan is a wee bit more yellow and slightly offensivemsm67 wrote:@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
IZ.
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 15:48
msm67 wrote:@Izzy...
Otter's Pockets are in different sizesmsm67 wrote:@Big Si...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
I've never had enough to drink
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 17:54
....to play with?
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 18:02
....to mindf*ck?
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 18:03
both sexes do that dear!
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 18:25
We learned from the masters 
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 18:25
For my entertainment, clearly.
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 18:27
Oh most definately!
*giggles*
*giggles*
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 18:35
Wish he'd create a few more "entertaining" ones though. He could do worse than to refer to that Nick+Blixa night on the telly last night for some guidance
Men are also indispensable as they seem far more amenable to 4-hour long conversations about the merits of some long-forgotten and obscure album, or the production of some classic or other. Since I am, at heart, a socially inept music geek, and form my most meaningful bonds with other human beings through music, this is a very welcome feature of their design
They can also provide quite a lot of fun if you take their clothes off.
Men are also indispensable as they seem far more amenable to 4-hour long conversations about the merits of some long-forgotten and obscure album, or the production of some classic or other. Since I am, at heart, a socially inept music geek, and form my most meaningful bonds with other human beings through music, this is a very welcome feature of their design
They can also provide quite a lot of fun if you take their clothes off.
Posted: 05 Jul 2008, 19:09
i'm sure you had a splendid view my dear! that's the way!
Posted: 06 Jul 2008, 02:11
@ Izzy...my sincerest apologies, sir! 
@Boudicca(hope I spelled that correctly!)...I agree that men can be alot of fun! I wouldn't trade mine for anything in the world...not even a new Sisters release! Actually, I prefer them as friends also. Less catty & all that. As for them being designed to like music, that's very true. Half my conversations with guys start out with music as the subject and the other half with sports. Suits me just fine!
@Si...forgive my cluelessness but what the hell is an "otter pocket"?
@Boudicca(hope I spelled that correctly!)...I agree that men can be alot of fun! I wouldn't trade mine for anything in the world...not even a new Sisters release! Actually, I prefer them as friends also. Less catty & all that. As for them being designed to like music, that's very true. Half my conversations with guys start out with music as the subject and the other half with sports. Suits me just fine!
@Si...forgive my cluelessness but what the hell is an "otter pocket"?
Posted: 06 Jul 2008, 02:15
A more pertinent question is: why did women create god?