July4: One for James and other Big PlankSpankers...

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Izzy HaveMercy
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Courtesy of Aidan Baker, of Nadja fame...

A little boy comes home from his first bass lesson & his father asks, “So, how was your first lesson?�

The little boy replies, “Oh, it was good. I learned that the top string is the E string & the next down is the A string.�

His father is pleased.

The boy comes home the next day & his father asks, “How was your lesson today?�

The boy says, “Skipped it. I had a gig."

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Me like :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Best musician joke ever. :lol:
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why is this in JotD, this is FACT!

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