A blonde rings her boyfriend asking him to come around and help her complete a jigsaw she just bought. She's been trying for hours to get it together but can't do because it's too hard. The boyfriend, wondering exactly how hard it is, asks her what the picture is supposed to be. "A rooster" she replies. The boyfriend is puzzled by this as he's never seen a rooster jigsaw before but agrees to come to her house to assist.
On walking in the door he takes one look at the jigsaw spread out on the table and says in his most understanding and gentle tone...
"Well, first of all get me a glass of wine, and secondly sweetheart, how about we just put all these cornflakes back in the box?"
23/07/09 Blonde joke
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