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Wed 4 june joke

Posted: 04 Jun 2003, 16:56
by Black Shuck
Sorry Any Aussies out there...


The Queen is having tea with the Australian prime minister. He asks her

"Your Majesty, I was thinking of turning Australia into a Monarchy. What do you think?"

"I'm sorry," she replies, "but you need a king or queen in order to have a monarchy".

"Well," he says, "How about a principality then?"

"I'm afraid not", the Queen nonchalantly replies, "Because in order to becaome a principality you must have a Prince."

They both sip their tea for a moment.

"Actually," she continues, "Having met many Australians over the years, I think you are perfectly suited to remain a country."


cluck cluck cluck!

Posted: 05 Jun 2003, 00:17
by Andy TG
:-) Arf!