Lily Allen Quits Music
Posted: 25 Feb 2010, 16:11
They are rather large for a petite laydee.weebleswobble wrote:I think she got fed up with all the dodgy pictures of her lumpy thighs being posted online
If they have been seen in the same room at the same time, I wish I'd have been in it at the time, & been able to lock the door afterwards.James Blast wrote:has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
Added bonus: Lily Allen is pure filth. I seem to recall that when she was pregnant (and then lost it) a while back she said something along the lines of "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal."Purple Light wrote:(& no, I wouldn't tw*t em coz they're pop incase you were wondering, it'd be purely sexual)
Thank you, I now have a mental image of Lilly doing anal. I f I ever see you Mr Fiend you've earned a free pint.markfiend wrote:Added bonus: Lily Allen is pure filth. I seem to recall that when she was pregnant (and then lost it) a while back she said something along the lines of "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal."Purple Light wrote:(& no, I wouldn't tw*t em coz they're pop incase you were wondering, it'd be purely sexual)
I don't know much about the other one, is that Natasha Bat for Lashes? I don't remember any pervy comments from her
Anyway, that's the tone well and truly lowered. My work here is done.
I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films.(Also heterosexual couples have more anal sex (both proportionally and in absolute numbers) than gay couples. (I admit I can't provide a citation for that though.))
Wasn't it a trend in the 80's?Gollum's Cock wrote:I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films.(Also heterosexual couples have more anal sex (both proportionally and in absolute numbers) than gay couples. (I admit I can't provide a citation for that though.))
What? Me? Pure as the driven slush.Gollum's Cock wrote:I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films.
*whips you*markfiend wrote:What? Me? Pure as the driven slush.Gollum's Cock wrote:I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films.
James Blast wrote:and wash that potty mind of yours out fiendy, beard surfing is legal in Britain
hopefully she was clagnut free at the time
5. clagnut
A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
To get you in the moodGollum's Cock wrote:Thank you, I now have a mental image of Lilly doing anal. I f I ever see you Mr Fiend you've earned a free pint.
hang on mister, isn't this the way you liked your ladies, how should i put this.... full of fluff?James Blast wrote:
hopefully she was clagnut free at the time
The circle is complete (and I'm walking, with my pants round my ankles and my shirt pulled up towards the toilet paper). The walk of shame shall commence.Big Si wrote:James Blast wrote:and wash that potty mind of yours out fiendy, beard surfing is legal in Britain
hopefully she was clagnut free at the time5. clagnut
A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
To get you in the moodGollum's Cock wrote:Thank you, I now have a mental image of Lilly doing anal. I f I ever see you Mr Fiend you've earned a free pint.
Photo?MadameButterfly wrote:This is really all too much information me thinks!