Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
A merry birthday to you! A summer birthday, I'm so jealous, sat out in front of a pub, punnet of strawberries, wind playing with your hair, tanning nicely.....
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"