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Noswaith dda.

So, this is where the gig is eh?

I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.

As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.

Anyone for a cheeky perry?

are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster

welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.

So, this is where the gig is eh?

I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.

As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.

Anyone for a cheeky perry?

IT LIVES!!!!

welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.

So, this is where the gig is eh?

I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.

As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.

Anyone for a cheeky perry?

Allo, luvverly boy!

welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.

So, this is where the gig is eh?

I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.

As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.

Anyone for a cheeky perry?

Well met sir! Bumped into you outside The Well on Tuesday, narrowly avoided a dunking.

Hello and welcome.

James Blast wrote:are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster

Mr Divit, if you will.

I thank you.

Quiff Boy wrote:IT LIVES!!!!

In a manner of speaking my lovely!!

Big Si wrote:Allo, luvverly boy!

Tidy, like, innit

Maisey wrote:Well met sir! Bumped into you outside The Well on Tuesday, narrowly avoided a dunking.

Hello and welcome.

If you bumped into me and my global girth i'm amazed i didn't bounce you into orbit!!

Quiff Boy wrote:so, how is the inferno express?

I'm now off for three weeks having a spot of leave. Fire crews across the land have breathed a sigh of relief I found out today that the turbo was to blame. I mean, phew, I'll try and push the world back up my considerable arse then.

welshbiker wrote:

James Blast wrote:are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster

Mr Divit, if you will.

I thank you.

Surely Sir Divit? , welcome to the other side just about everyone here is cool as f*ck

welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.

So, this is where the gig is eh?

I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.

As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.

Anyone for a cheeky perry?

HE HAS ARRIVED!

Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!

weebleswobble wrote:

welshbiker wrote:

James Blast wrote:are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster

Mr Divit, if you will.

I thank you.

Surely Sir Divit? , welcome to the other side just about everyone here is cool as f*ck

lolol, cheers dood. Lord Divit, i think you'll find when you read the Daily Torygraph announcements page in the morning.

It may have taken you a wee while to get me here, but now i've arrived and had a look about, it seems ok. But fix the cigarette lighter

just about everyone






bastirt.

Mon WB what do you think of York?

Welshbiker - I have been telling Xris all about the two-eyed pipe-cleaned spangle bat. We are both very excited about it

I'll have you know this is a non smoking establishment.

I realise it's a harsh call but it helps keep out the undesirables

Quiff Boy wrote:I'll have you know this is a non smoking establishment.

I realise it's a harsh call but it helps keep out the undesirables

I gave up smoking two years ago. I had just witnessed Weebles fresh out of bed. I'm not sure of the two incidents are related.

weebleswobble wrote:Mon WB what do you think of York?

York - 3/10. Could do better.

mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!

Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!

lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.

Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....

Batty Von Blingtrash wrote:Welshbiker - I have been telling Xris all about the two-eyed pipe-cleaned spangle bat. We are both very excited about it

I have been in no.1's bedroom looking for it. It is AWOL, but when no.1 daughter returns, she will lead us to spangle bat. Else i may tempt it from the shadows with some chewing tobacco and a slice of melon.

welshbiker wrote:

mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!

Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!

lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.

Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....

Naw, that wasn't me. I was just sitting between the two of you (fearing for my life! )

welshbiker wrote:

mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!

Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!

lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.

Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....

That's DerekR you're thinking of, mh got stuck in the toilet

welshbiker wrote:

Batty Von Blingtrash wrote:Welshbiker - I have been telling Xris all about the two-eyed pipe-cleaned spangle bat. We are both very excited about it

I have been in no.1's bedroom looking for it. It is AWOL, but when no.1 daughter returns, she will lead us to spangle bat. Else i may tempt it from the shadows with some chewing tobacco and a slice of melon.

add a bit of cornwall fudge into the mix and spanglebats diet resembles mine rather too closely

hope you enjoy your break

weebleswobble wrote:

welshbiker wrote:

mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!

Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!

lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.

Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....

That's DerekR you're thinking of, mh got stuck in the toilet

Ssssh - don't tell everone or they'll all want to!

I am not cool

weebleswobble wrote:

welshbiker wrote:

mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!

Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!

lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.

Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....

That's DerekR you're thinking of, mh got stuck in the toilet

Cock. I *was* still pished. And i was at work shortly after

James Blast wrote:I am not cool

Hell cupcakes, you are the uber icicle