30-Aug-2010

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originalgoth
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I went to a nightclub last night. The bloke at the door said, "Sorry sir, you can't come in".

I said, "What's your damn problem? So maybe I've had a few too many drinks, so what? You're a jumped up pr*ck with a tiny c*ck that needs to make himself feel better by refusing entry to decent people. What sort of establishment... are you running here?"



He said, "One that doesn't open for another three hours".
And I ride down the Highway 101
By the side of the ocean, headed for Sunset

Black Planet according to originalGoth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYeYgNIntQ
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