Posted: 15 Oct 2010, 10:02
This made me happy because it was f**king hilarious.
I caught the bus into Leeds last night. (I was off out for a couple of jars, and didn't want to drink and drive.) On the bus I bumped into the world's biggest bullsh!t artist. I guess he was mid 40's, collar-length hair, vaguely looked like an ageing hippy.
Anyway, he spotted my Sisters T-shirt and started regaling me with tales of how he was a "face" on the Leeds scene back in the early 80s. So far so predictable. "Oh yeah, I used to have long dreads and wear a top hat" blah blah blah.
Then he claimed that Ben asked him to join his band as the singer (and yes, he meant Ben Matthews/Gunn, and by "Ben's band" he meant The Sisters) "but the guy they got, Andrew, he really copied my style." Ohhhh kaaaaay.
Then apparently the reason that "is so f*cked up and difficult to work with" is that he got too far into the Golden Dawn and "you know, that kind of darkness really gets inside a person."
This guy also claimed to have introduced Mick Brown to Wayne when they were setting up t'Mish. He said he had written some lyrics for Loop "about a really intense love affair I had with (someone famous)'s sister" (bloody hell I can't remember who he said now) "that ended with her 60-year-old father chasing me naked around their house trying to shag me."
There was some more stuff, about South African mercenaries, I can't remember what else.
The best bit: when this guy got off the bus there was another guy (an older punk kind of looking guy) who had got on at the same time as me, who had obviously been listening in (I could see him over Mr Bullsh!t's shoulder, he was trying not to laugh and I was trying not to make eye contact in case he set me off) just burst out laughing.
I love a good bullsh!t merchant.
I caught the bus into Leeds last night. (I was off out for a couple of jars, and didn't want to drink and drive.) On the bus I bumped into the world's biggest bullsh!t artist. I guess he was mid 40's, collar-length hair, vaguely looked like an ageing hippy.
Anyway, he spotted my Sisters T-shirt and started regaling me with tales of how he was a "face" on the Leeds scene back in the early 80s. So far so predictable. "Oh yeah, I used to have long dreads and wear a top hat" blah blah blah.
Then he claimed that Ben asked him to join his band as the singer (and yes, he meant Ben Matthews/Gunn, and by "Ben's band" he meant The Sisters) "but the guy they got, Andrew, he really copied my style." Ohhhh kaaaaay.
Then apparently the reason that "is so f*cked up and difficult to work with" is that he got too far into the Golden Dawn and "you know, that kind of darkness really gets inside a person."
This guy also claimed to have introduced Mick Brown to Wayne when they were setting up t'Mish. He said he had written some lyrics for Loop "about a really intense love affair I had with (someone famous)'s sister" (bloody hell I can't remember who he said now) "that ended with her 60-year-old father chasing me naked around their house trying to shag me."
There was some more stuff, about South African mercenaries, I can't remember what else.
The best bit: when this guy got off the bus there was another guy (an older punk kind of looking guy) who had got on at the same time as me, who had obviously been listening in (I could see him over Mr Bullsh!t's shoulder, he was trying not to laugh and I was trying not to make eye contact in case he set me off) just burst out laughing.
I love a good bullsh!t merchant.