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Men! Protect your junk!
Posted: 27 Oct 2010, 20:41
by EvilBastard
Men! Is your junk frequently placed in the way of small handgun bullets? Do you despair of being able to protect your bits from shrapner? Despair no longer! BCP International, located in sunny Cardiff, has the solution.
Yes, folks - meet the
Blast Boxers (it doesn't say whether they protect you from the amourous advances of sheep, which I should have thought was higher on the list of priorities for welsh people...)
Posted: 27 Oct 2010, 21:07
by James Blast
I'm on the phone to my lawyers as I type
Posted: 27 Oct 2010, 21:10
by SomeKindOfStranger
"The “blast boxers� can stop a projectile moving at 230 meters per second (about the speed of a small handgun bullet), according to the company’s website."
assume that covers 'outgoing' as well as 'incoming'......
Posted: 27 Oct 2010, 21:14
by EvilBastard
SomeKindOfStranger wrote:"The “blast boxers� can stop a projectile moving at 230 meters per second (about the speed of a small handgun bullet), according to the company’s website."
assume that covers 'outgoing' as well as 'incoming'......
Is that a small handgun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Posted: 27 Oct 2010, 21:14
by emilystrange
junk... lol. about right. *snork*
Posted: 27 Oct 2010, 23:01
by Izzy HaveMercy
Gives the phrase "Blast! Inna Area!!!" a whole different meaning, that does...
IZ.
Posted: 28 Oct 2010, 06:40
by timsinister
What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
Posted: 28 Oct 2010, 07:36
by weebleswobble
timsinister wrote:What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
buy 'em and we'll test
Posted: 28 Oct 2010, 08:40
by Silver_Owl
weebleswobble wrote:timsinister wrote:What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
buy 'em and we'll test
Is there a queue?