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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.

"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.

Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".

Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".

There's 2 goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Two goldfish flushed down the toilet, they swim and swim until one bumps his head against a concrete wall.

"Dam", says the other one.

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The first one to make a rather good joke involving the phrase "Sushi and the Banshees" wins nothing at all...

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Fish puns is it?

Do atheist fish not believe in cod?

I wonder... when fish check their email, are they afraid of pheopling?

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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?�

“My goldfish died,� replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.� The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?�

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.�

iesus wrote:Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?�

“My goldfish died,� replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.� The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?�

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.�

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