23/05/2011 - super injunction busting :)

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Breaking News: Man Utd team to face Barcelona:

Van der Sar
Rafael
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Valencia
Carrick
An unamed premiership footballer
Park
Rooney
Hernandez
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the-happening wrote:Breaking News: Man Utd team to face Barcelona:

Van der Sar
Rafael
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Valencia
Carrick
An unamed premiership footballer
Park
Rooney
Hernandez
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A few weeks ago, in conversation with Kerry's Nan, she asked "who is this Imogen then? Is she a prostitute?"

I said, "no, but I think she's semi-professional."

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Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally.
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Imogen Thomas is secretly taking singing lessons.

She's been doing gigs in Manchester for a while now.
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