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A young boy at the centre of a custody battle challenged the ruling yesterday. The judge had originally awarded custody to the boy's aunt after hearing that both of his parents regularly beat him. The boy objected that his aunt also beat him. Neither set of grandparents were suitable as they also had a history of beating the boy. In the end, custody was awarded to Leeds United, who the boy believes are unlikely ever to beat anybody.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Thread Title: GetItWrappedRightRoundYaeNormanHunter.

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‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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