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The most disgusting songs you've ever heard
Posted: 22 Jan 2012, 18:31
by Being645
Oh, had these people only renounced to produce that disgusting s**t ...
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* funny as is, a large majority of listeners does even seem to like this sick stuff...
What songs in the world have maltreated your ears beyond endurability? Five come to my mind, immediately (in no special order):
Icehouse - Hey Little Girl
Lisa Stanfield - All Around The World
Cher - Believe
Reamon - Supergirl
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On, Eileen
Posted: 22 Jan 2012, 18:43
by Pista
Ben E King> Stand By Me
& Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc
Great blog about that
here
Posted: 22 Jan 2012, 19:03
by taylor
More
Ycbto
VT
When you dont see me
ect ect ect
Posted: 22 Jan 2012, 19:08
by Being645
taylor wrote:More
Ycbto
VT
When you dont see me
ect ect ect
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Oh hell, another disgust song has come to my mind:
Madness - Our House ...
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Posted: 22 Jan 2012, 19:12
by Sita
We are not talking about simply "bad" songs but songs that make you physically cringe and want to cut off your ear, right?
For me, the most recent would be Adele's version of "Make You Feel My Love". Sounds to me like she's confusing croaking like a drunk street hoooker with "emotional". And it's not the fact that it is ugly that is revolting me (am a great fan of Diamanda Galas and Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan), but simply that it is so fake and forced.
Oh well, to my ears at least.
@ Being - haha, yes, everything by Lisa Stansfield
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 11:21
by markfiend
One time, in a pub in Rochdale, many years ago, I was having a pint with a few mates. I asked (not entirely discreetly) "who's that daft bint in the corner who reckons she's Lisa Stansfield?"
"That would be... Lisa Stansfield, Mark."
Cue hasty departure.
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 11:33
by Pista
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 14:54
by Being645
markfiend wrote:One time, in a pub in Rochdale, many years ago, I was having a pint with a few mates. I asked (not entirely discreetly) "who's that daft bint in the corner who reckons she's Lisa Stansfield?"
"That would be... Lisa Stansfield, Mark."
Cue hasty departure.
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... heaven knows what's become of her. Besides that idiot song, she had a great voice. I'd always prefer Sade, though.
With male voices, a little hystery is quite to my liking, with female voices, I can't stand it. That's why I don't like listening to
Shakira either, however really adorable her belly dancing might be.
Anyway, all the songs I've mentioned represent some destructive (but obviously common-sense) idiot view to me,
and in a loudness that just goes way too far. A kind of blackmail and torture by cultural means.
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Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 14:58
by meat is murder
tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 15:13
by markfiend
meat is murder wrote:tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
Written by Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, fact fans.
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 15:18
by Thoth_Hermes
markfiend wrote:meat is murder wrote:tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
Written by Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, fact fans.
Ah, the man responsible for 'Les Boys' - figures.
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 15:19
by Aazhyd
Bridge over Troubled Water
In the Year 2525
Anything by Adele
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 15:20
by Quiff Boy
Aazhyd wrote:Bridge over Troubled Water
In the Year 2525
Anything by Adele
YEP, WOT HE SAID ^
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 15:23
by Being645
meat is murder wrote:tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
Uh yes ... directly reminding of stuff like
Pearl's a singer ...
or even Bowie -
She'll Drive A Big Car ... no hell, no! ...
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Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 15:31
by nigel d
Being645 wrote:markfiend wrote:One time, in a pub in Rochdale, many years ago, I was having a pint with a few mates. I asked (not entirely discreetly) "who's that daft bint in the corner who reckons she's Lisa Stansfield?"
"That would be... Lisa Stansfield, Mark."
Cue hasty departure.
...
... heaven knows what's become of her. Besides that idiot song, she had a great voice. I'd always prefer Sade, though.
With male voices, a little hystery is quite to my liking, with female voices, I can't stand it. That's why I don't like listening to
Shakira either, however really adorable her belly dancing might be.
Anyway, all the songs I've mentioned represent some destructive (but obviously common-sense) idiot view to me,
and in a loudness that just goes way too far. A kind of blackmail and torture by cultural means.
...
...
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she owns a very nice recording studio called "GRACIELAND"
http://www.gracieland.co.uk/
strange what you know isnt it.
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 19:27
by Debaser
Into the Valley - The Skids *shudder*
Ahoy, frickin, ahoy
Re: The most disgusting songs you've ever heard
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 19:55
by rian
Being645 wrote:Oh, had these people only renounced to produce that disgusting s**t ...
...
* funny as is, a large majority of listeners does even seem to like this sick stuff...
What songs in the world have maltreated your ears beyond endurability? Five come to my mind, immediately (in no special order):
Icehouse - Hey Little Girl
Lisa Stanfield - All Around The World
Cher - Believe
Reamon - Supergirl
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On, Eileen
I can't agree on Icehouse! The rest, ok.
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 20:43
by Sita
The most disgusting song of MY ENTIRE LIFE though happens to be "I should be so lucky" by a young Kylie Minogue. As much as I love her now, and her later works. But that song...
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 21:43
by damagedone
All of The System of a Down songs.I can't simply understand people who like them,awful band,depressing sound,whining vocal etc. ect.
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 21:59
by Salome
The most horrible song of all times, the one who makes me wanna go and brutally kill who ever is playing it, is without a doubt- Numa Numa Yei by Ozone. Oh god, the horror I get just thinking about that song!
Being645 wrote:
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... heaven knows what's become of her. Besides that idiot song, she had a great voice. I'd always prefer Sade, though.
Well, Sade is amazing, there is no room for comparison!
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 22:17
by Sita
Numa what the -? Never heard that. Now I feel compelled to go to youtube and search for it. If you never hear anything again from me, you know what happened...
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 23:29
by Salome
Sita wrote:Numa what the -? Never heard that. Now I feel compelled to go to youtube and search for it. If you never hear anything again from me, you know what happened...
Oh no, don't do that to yourself! Believe me, it's best never to hear it! Once you've heard that song it would never get out of your head!
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 23:46
by Sita
Too late...
Posted: 23 Jan 2012, 23:56
by Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
Debaser wrote:Into the Valley - The Skids *shudder*
Ahoy, frickin, ahoy
Into The Valley by local heroes The Skids is still played every week as the "run-out" choon for Dunfermline Athletic at every home game, to get the (ahem) crowd going before kick-off. Let's just check and see how many home games they've won this season - that'll be none then. Cause and effect ??[/i]
Posted: 24 Jan 2012, 00:11
by Salome
Sita wrote:Too late...
Oh no, what have you done to yourself! You poor thing...
