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Johnny Clarke 12 April 2012

Posted: 12 Apr 2012, 22:27
by Elfink
No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...

On Opticians:

Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "

Re: Johnny Clarke 12 April 2012

Posted: 13 Apr 2012, 22:28
by zaltys7
Elfink wrote:No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...

On Opticians:

Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "
Vaguely racist if you are a left wing liberal.

Not funny if you are anyone else.

Re: Johnny Clarke 12 April 2012

Posted: 13 Apr 2012, 23:28
by paint it black
zaltys7 wrote:
Elfink wrote:No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...

On Opticians:

Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "
Vaguely racist if you are a left wing liberal.

Not funny if you are anyone else.
there there, don't get ur knickers in a twist. tis just bad observational comedy :wink:

Re: Johnny Clarke 12 April 2012

Posted: 14 Apr 2012, 20:35
by zaltys7
paint it black wrote:
zaltys7 wrote:
Elfink wrote:No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...

On Opticians:

Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "
Vaguely racist if you are a left wing liberal.

Not funny if you are anyone else.
there there, don't get ur knickers in a twist. tis just bad observational comedy :wink:
Your twisting my knickers man! Call the cops. :lol: