8th May 2012 - Playing Poker with the Blokes

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A fellow came home from the pub four hours late last night.

"Where the fcuk have you been?" screamed the wife. He said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes." "Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"

"So can you" he said, "This isn't our house anymore."
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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