15/03/14 Top Tips

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James Blast
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these are real submissions to some tat mag, there's a lot of fuckin' strange people out there
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/10/28- ... -magazine/
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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:lol: :notworthy:
I used to love the Top Tips section of The Viz. "Red wine stains can easily be removed from a white silk dress using a pair of scissors."
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:lol:

Also one from Viz: "Trap a wasp in cigar tube. Instant vibrator!"
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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