Heartland

these are real submissions to some tat mag, there's a lot of fuckin' strange people out there
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/10/28- ... -magazine/

I used to love the Top Tips section of The Viz. "Red wine stains can easily be removed from a white silk dress using a pair of scissors."

Also one from Viz: "Trap a wasp in cigar tube. Instant vibrator!"