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Gary Numan's favourite biscuit is...
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 15:37
by EvilBastard
Tesco Shortcake. This, and other information, available in the
Guardian Gary Numan WebChat, for them's what's interested.
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 16:00
by Dan
I was expecting an awful biscuit-based pun based on one of his song titles.
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 16:02
by EvilBastard
Dan wrote:I was expecting an awful biscuit-based pun based on one of his song titles.
Bourbons Fly To Zero?
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 16:14
by mh
Are 'Figs' Electric?
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 16:41
by eastmidswhizzkid
>>>Leaves<<<
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 17:14
by Quiff Boy
We Take Digestives (To Bed)
Just watch out of the crumbs...
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 17:18
by mh
Down in the Peek (Freans)
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 17:28
by EvilBastard
And perhaps, by extension...
Warm Cuppa In Drag.
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 17:33
by mh
The Best of Garibaldi Numan (1978–1983)
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 18:27
by EvilBastard
Y'know, I was
trying to provide a public service, thinking, "Maybe some of my chums might enjoy reading Mr. Numan's responses." But you people can't take anything seriously, even for a second, can you, hmm? Oh no, it's all, "let's derail this thread as quickly as we possibly can, let's abandon earnest discussion in favour of tea-time-related baked goods (and heroes) punnery."
Honestly, I despair of you lot, really I do - I don't know why I bother sometimes!
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 18:32
by eastmidswhizzkid
^^^that takes the biscuit that does^^^
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 19:56
by Silver_Owl
I was expecting it be of the soggy variety.
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 20:16
by Pista
Crumbs!
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 20:26
by mh
We're all a bit crackers, really.
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 20:51
by million voices
Jo The Wafer
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 21:28
by EvilBastard
I Dunk, You Dunk.
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 22:00
by emilystrange
Carbs
Posted: 18 Mar 2015, 22:11
by million voices
Pink 'n' White Boys And Heroes
Posted: 19 Mar 2015, 00:24
by Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
EvilBastard wrote:Y'know, I was
trying to provide a public service, thinking, "Maybe some of my chums might enjoy reading Mr. Numan's responses." But you people can't take anything seriously, even for a second, can you, hmm? Oh no, it's all, "let's derail this thread as quickly as we possibly can, let's abandon earnest discussion in favour of tea-time-related baked goods (and heroes) punnery."
Honestly, I despair of you lot, really I do - I don't know why I bother sometimes!
I'm not sure many Guardian readers would go for the nickname "
@EvilBastard" !
Posted: 19 Mar 2015, 10:21
by Silver_Owl
Are friends Digestive?
Posted: 19 Mar 2015, 11:38
by Quiff Boy
EvilBastard wrote:I Dunk, You Dunk.
Despite not even wanting to partake in the punnery, you win
Posted: 19 Mar 2015, 14:13
by hellboy69
Hom_Corleone wrote:Are friends Digestive?
"She's Got Shortbread Fingers"
Posted: 19 Mar 2015, 14:18
by Pista
White Boys & Oreos
Posted: 19 Mar 2015, 15:59
by abridged
Posted: 19 Mar 2015, 17:32
by mh
Me, I Biscuitnect From You