Von's New Year's Resolutions

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So I thought it might be fun to come up with a list of what :von: 's New Year's resolutions might be.

My contribution:
1) Improve security system for basement to keep those Heartlander's from breaking in

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Something like this will do the job i guess Secure Door System :innocent:
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Release a new record.

*to be broken in 5...4..3..2..*
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Get a Poodle?
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Haven't been sued for a while. Ben or Chris, Chris or Ben...?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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  • 1. Quit smoking - for reelz this time
    2. Finally get up the courage to ask that girl in the Spar out
    3. Spend less time lurking on internet forums
    4. Make a real effort to get my 5-a-day
    5. Call Ben, Chris, and Jim, and see if they'd be up for a couple of days in the studio
    6. Train Mr. Fuffly to perform tricks so that I can quit this life of an itinerant underpaid musician and join the circus.
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stufarq wrote:Haven't been sued for a while. Ben or Chris, Chris or Ben...?
Nurse? Merch guy?
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"I will not wear the yellow t-shirt and the baggy pants with the boots next year."

(my personal note: e.g. his outfit last year looked so good)
"Music is there to enrich your life and make you aware of things in a slightly different way."
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EvilBastard wrote:
  • 1. Quit smoking - for reelz this time
    2. Finally get up the courage to ask that girl in the Spar out
    3. Spend less time lurking on internet forums
    4. Make a real effort to get my 5-a-day
    5. Call Ben, Chris, and Jim, and see if they'd be up for a couple of days in the studio
    6. Train Mr. Fuffly to perform tricks so that I can quit this life of an itinerant underpaid musician and join the circus.
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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Perform "Far Parade" on next year's tour :innocent:
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Joy wrote:"I will not wear the yellow t-shirt and the baggy pants with the boots next year."

(my personal note: e.g. his outfit last year looked so good)
Hire a color consultant. Perhaps I'm really not a "summer"
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Do a couple of really vague interviews and talk about the "new album" some more... It's totally ready to be released any day now, totally...
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Joy wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
  • 1. Quit smoking - for reelz this time
    2. Finally get up the courage to ask that girl in the Spar out
    3. Spend less time lurking on internet forums
    4. Make a real effort to get my 5-a-day
    5. Call Ben, Chris, and Jim, and see if they'd be up for a couple of days in the studio
    6. Train Mr. Fuffly to perform tricks so that I can quit this life of an itinerant underpaid musician and join the circus.
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:
+1 :notworthy:
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hire a bass player :)
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Bartek wrote:
stufarq wrote:Haven't been sued for a while. Ben or Chris, Chris or Ben...?
Nurse? Merch guy?
Granny? The cat? The poodle?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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stufarq wrote:
Bartek wrote:
stufarq wrote:Haven't been sued for a while. Ben or Chris, Chris or Ben...?
Nurse? Merch guy?
Granny? The cat? The poodle?
the aforementioned bass player?
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Organise reunion :wink:
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- care even less about his audience;
- whisper even more during gigs;
- have even more fun from playing gigs;
- learn that dog treats are not regular food;
- learn that chocolate for dog is for dog. And only for dog.
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:
Joy wrote:"I will not wear the yellow t-shirt and the baggy pants with the boots next year."

(my personal note: e.g. his outfit last year looked so good)
Hire a color consultant. Perhaps I'm really not a "summer"
.. But the accessories are really cool. 8)

When looking at the pic carefully we can see interesting things hanging from Von's belt (trousers). A shawl at the back (which you cannot see on this pic but you know what I'm talking about)...a small torch in the front on the right, a metal star in the front on the left and some cool metal chainy thing at the back on the left, which is very similar to the symbol of anarchy. I love all this stuff. I wonder why he needs that little torch (if that's what it is). ;D

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- Make Sure No-One Finds Out I'm Actually Spider-Man

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It is indeed a small torch and he used it in Athens to find where the stage ends when he entered in a smokey heavy fog and during the foggy parts of the show :lol:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:
stufarq wrote:
Bartek wrote: Nurse? Merch guy?
Granny? The cat? The poodle?
the aforementioned bass player?
Sue someone who doesn't even exist? That, at least, would be breaking new ground.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Von is preparing for the apocalypse and/or zombie/goth/Hussie attacks wtih all there pendants and talismans :D
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iesus wrote:It is indeed a small torch and he used it in Athens to find where the stage ends when he entered in a smokey heavy fog and during the foggy parts of the show :lol:
... :lol: ... very practical ... ;D :lol: ... I've got one of these in my car ... ;D ...
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