Back at the Batcave, I'm about to do the register, so if you could all sit with your legs crossed, lips closed and hands in your laps, we can start. Looking at me and listening, please... STEVE! MAV! Do I need to move you away from each other?
Steve's work from last week is now up on the wall, so you can all look at it whenever you like. Maybe we could give it a special mention in our school Celebration Assembly?
As it's the end of the week, it's time for our usual homework.
Your Learning Objective is: Can we predict which Premiership football players will score more points than the others?
I do expect you to put a lot of thought into it this weekend. There are some new players that you could use to help you find the answers. Here are the games you need to work out:
Saturday 3rd February
Burnley 12:30 Man City
Bournemouth 15:00 Stoke
Brighton 15:00 West Ham
Leicester 15:00 Swansea
Man Utd 15:00 Huddersfield
West Brom 15:00 Southampton
Arsenal 17:30 Everton
Sunday 04 February
Crystal Palace 14:15 Newcastle
Liverpool 16:30 Spurs
Monday 05 February
Watford 20:00 Chelsea
Final marks will be awarded on Monday evening, so make sure you hand this in on time. Late submissions can't be altered, as you know.
If you are going to make fun of Jose, please do it in private. He's a delicate flower according to his mum. If you meet one of our new boys, play nicely and help them settle in. At least for a week.
I'll be in the staff room with coffee on a drip.
GW26 - Deadline Saturday 3rd Feb 11.30 am
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No Missemilystrange wrote: STEVE! MAV! Do I need to move you away from each other?
emilystrange wrote:
If you are going to make fun of Jose, please do it in private. He's a delicate flower according to his mum.
Mav787 wrote:Yes please. He's been overdoing the Lynx Africa againPista wrote:No Missemilystrange wrote: STEVE! MAV! Do I need to move you away from each other?
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It's like I never came home from school!
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Speaking of which, Mahrez bunked off again today.emilystrange wrote:It's like I never came home from school!
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aye, i heard. at least he's not whacking the other kids with big sticks
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He's having a fag behind the bike sheds with Julie.emilystrange wrote:aye, i heard. at least he's not whacking the other kids with big sticks
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Dear Antonio.
Remember me?
That guy who you hardly ever gave a game to unless you were desperate?
Yeah, well just letting you know how I'm getting on at Dortmund
Love & hugs
Bats xoxo
Remember me?
That guy who you hardly ever gave a game to unless you were desperate?
Yeah, well just letting you know how I'm getting on at Dortmund
Love & hugs
Bats xoxo
Aubrey Meringue starts for Arsenal.
Anyone pick him this week?
Anyone pick him this week?
Aaron Ramsey has 2 already.
Expect someone famous to die overnight.
This is his family crest apparently
Expect someone famous to die overnight.
This is his family crest apparently
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Arse's new boys doing well, and we've not had an hour yet
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Dammit Palace!
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equal terms now, lad.
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Phew!emilystrange wrote:equal terms now, lad.
Best update my calendar.
Salad puts the reds ahead
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right. this needs goals from Virgil, Kane, Dier and more from Salad. my clean sheet bit will have to take a bit, but if only those people score a few i'm happy.
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and spurs to win, obv
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oh, bum
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Unbelievable match, but neither of those penalty calls were right.
Karius never even touched (the offside) Kane & van Dijk never touched Lamela.
That linesman will need an armed escort out of the city tonight
Karius never even touched (the offside) Kane & van Dijk never touched Lamela.
That linesman will need an armed escort out of the city tonight
I read this today
What? A singing section?Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho again criticised the atmosphere at Old Trafford, saying it was 'quiet' during Saturday's game and 'not like Portsmouth' - where he enjoys the atmosphere.
This is despite a singing section being installed, which supporters are adamant has made a difference.
However, it has been revealed further discussions have taken place between fans and directors about improving the atmosphere at games.
f**k it!
No Alonso tonight
No Alonso tonight
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conte in BIG trouble now
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