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EvilBastard
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Ok, :von:, here's the deal: next time you tour, I am willing to donate 1000 pounds to the charity of your choice, be it Miss Gently's Home For Slightly Bewildered Cats or the Goth Rehabilitation Alliance, if you agree to perform your soul-searing rendition of Dolly Parton's Jolene but substitute these lyrics instead. Deal?

Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arle-e-ene..."
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EvilBastard wrote:Ok, :von:, here's the deal: next time you tour, I am willing to donate 1000 pounds to the charity of your choice, be it Miss Gently's Home For Slightly Bewildered Cats or the Goth Rehabilitation Alliance, if you agree to perform your soul-searing rendition of Dolly Parton's Jolene but substitute these lyrics instead. Deal?

Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arle-e-ene..."
:lol: Just seen this on t'internet and was gonna post, you beat me to it! :lol:
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