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EvilBastard
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PostPost #1  Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:51 pm    Post subject: Gauntlet thrown down Reply with quote Back to top

Ok, Our fearless leader!, here's the deal: next time you tour, I am willing to donate 1000 pounds to the charity of your choice, be it Miss Gently's Home For Slightly Bewildered Cats or the Goth Rehabilitation Alliance, if you agree to perform your soul-searing rendition of Dolly Parton's Jolene but substitute these lyrics instead. Deal?

Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arle-e-ene..."
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PostPost #2  Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPost #3  Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Gauntlet thrown down Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
Ok, Our fearless leader!, here's the deal: next time you tour, I am willing to donate 1000 pounds to the charity of your choice, be it Miss Gently's Home For Slightly Bewildered Cats or the Goth Rehabilitation Alliance, if you agree to perform your soul-searing rendition of Dolly Parton's Jolene but substitute these lyrics instead. Deal?

Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arle-e-ene..."


Laughing Just seen this on t'internet and was gonna post, you beat me to it! Laughing
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