Heartland

As Khepri suggested me to do, I did it
Well, here is the thread where all of you can post the silliest messages you have always wanted to post but have been ashamed to.
About your mum, lost socks or girlfriend called Valentine
I'm so f###ing kind

NOT FAIR - I want a Thread of my own

On a silly note - How does the guy who drives the snow-plough get to his work in the morning?

Here's a very silly one for you. In the old days, when I was very much paying attention, Von was revered for his wit and intellect. We tried to follow. So we re-christened them The Percy Brothers - The Sisters Of Mercy -> The Sisters Of Percy -> Percy's Sisters -> The Percy Brothers. You get the idea. Were we alone in this or did/ does anyone else have a pet name for the band as a whole, as opposed to just Von/ Eldo/ Mr E?

Well they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Where did it all go wrong? Maybe I should have marketed my thread better

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2699

Two posts for the price of one over in unkle Khepri's cosy corner

Thrash Harry wrote:Here's a very silly one for you. In the old days, when I was very much paying attention, Von was revered for his wit and intellect. We tried to follow. So we re-christened them The Percy Brothers - The Sisters Of Mercy -> The Sisters Of Percy -> Percy's Sisters -> The Percy Brothers. You get the idea. Were we alone in this or did/ does anyone else have a pet name for the band as a whole, as opposed to just Von/ Eldo/ Mr E?

A silly answer from Dr. PikkRong:

Yes, I think I have given pet names for bands (not for the Sisters) but I can't recall any of them. On the other hand: I remember one band's name given for a pet - a girl I knew had a black cat Depeche. She was a fan of... the Puppet Show, you know.

khepri II wrote:Well they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Where did it all go wrong? Maybe I should have marketed my thread better

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2699

Two posts for the price of one over in unkle Khepri's cosy corner

A silly answer of Dr. PikkRong:

If this was the silliest post you have always wanted to post but have been ashamed to, you are the most sane person I have ever met.

AndyTheGoth wrote:

On a silly note - How does the guy who drives the snow-plough get to his work in the morning?

A silly response of Dr. PikkRong:

Very good question, very good question.
Unfortunately the science hasn't developed enough to find the answer.

Thrash Harry wrote:Here's a very silly one for you. In the old days, when I was very much paying attention, Von was revered for his wit and intellect. We tried to follow. So we re-christened them The Percy Brothers - The Sisters Of Mercy -> The Sisters Of Percy -> Percy's Sisters -> The Percy Brothers. You get the idea. Were we alone in this or did/ does anyone else have a pet name for the band as a whole, as opposed to just Von/ Eldo/ Mr E?

I have always called The Sisters The um Sisters. I have called VON a few different things over the years - but I am sure we could say that

I do remember, way back in 1991 re-writing "Ribbons" with a very close friend of mine called Carl (unfortunaltly he died a couple of years ago of cancer - but thats another story!).

Anyway I digress - I have been thinking of typing this "version" into a post - but I guess the Moderators will have a fit. I also do not wish to offend any of the "sensitive souls" on this fine forum.

As an aside has anybody else sat down and re-written any of Vons material?

Wow, your here, wearing that what? PVC or is it leather? It's shiny non the less. And your own thread...

Does that make you a star? Maybe? Or not?

So you ask..why am I here/?? well for Andy of course. and you know Izzy's post on Andrew coming here and looking around,..really got me thinking.

Does he or doesn't he? We'd never know.

Well next spring...in pastels...I will be there at a Sisters gig. Demure and shy...and waiting for my moment. To ask him for coffee. And conversation. Sigh...my dream.

Hey Pikkrong....enjoy your thread.

I have.

AndyTheGoth wrote:
As an aside has anybody else sat down and re-written any of Vons material?

Yes. For the Sisters of Meowy. Next post, please.

Listen to the songs while reading. It's funnier.
(You can sing to it too)

“Anacata�

Baby called her Anacata
Baby found her in the streets
She went meowing
She went purring
She went clutching to her hair

She went stroking on her legs
She went meowing everywhere
But the minute she got home
She jumped to bed and slept in there

She will, she will, she will, she will
Take your bed and push you away
She will, she will, she will, she will
Make your boyfriend go away
Let her climb there, for a second
Till she finds a spot to stay
She will, she will, she will,
She will
Bed you away

Baby fears the outside traffic
So she keeps her safe at home
Baby byes contraception pills
She pays the cans, she pays the vet
Baby pays for all and wonders
“Why the hell ‘am doing that?!
Just to feed the Anacata
that ruined my sofa yesterday?�

She will, she will, she will, she will
Take your bed and push you away
She will, she will, she will, she will
Make your boyfriend go away
Let her climb there, for a second
Till she finds a spot to stay
She will, she will, she will,
She will
Bed you away

Baby sees her scratch the furniture
Baby yells but that’s in vain
She jumps onto the marble table
Than to the door and steps outside
And she breaks that china vase
And heads toward St. Spiggy’s way
Baby stares but she won’t follow
Baby’s glad she’s gone away

She will, she will, she will, she will
Take your bed and push you away
She will, she will, she will, she will
Make your boyfriend go away
Let her climb there, for a second
Till she finds a spot to stay
She will, she will, she will,
She will
Bed you away


“Caty Ann�

When I see your whiskers
When I see your tail
In this cruel house
Your mews across the concrete walls
And I awake in fear you actually come around
You see they’ve spaded me, Caty Ann
I cannot take you home

I hear you meowing Caty Ann
Across the concrete
Across the wind
I hear you meowing Caty Ann
Can’t you see I’m spaded, spaded
There’s no thing that I can do for you

Caty Ann
Caty Ann

There is shame above me
And the pressure is all too strong
I’d like to do something with you
But I don’t think I’ll do it anymore
They’ve cut my balls
Beneath the fatal bistoury
Caty Ann I think I’m spaded
My owners have spaded me…

I hear you meowing Caty Ann
Across the concrete
Across the wind
I hear you meowing Caty Ann
Can’t you see I’m spaded, spaded
There’s no thing that I can do for you

(Untranslatable German Cat lyrics)

I hear you meowing Caty Ann
Across the concrete
Across the wind
I hear you meowing Caty Ann
Can’t you see I’m spaded, spaded
There’s no thing that I can do for you

Caty Ann
Caty Ann
Caty Ann
Caty Ann
(…)

Now that made my day. I nearly went cataplexic. On the subject of pet names for the band, there are of course the names of the tribute bands. Obviously there is the world-famous Sisters of Murphy. I once heard of another called the Blisters of Mercy, operating out of Durham, though I never got to see them. Do any others exist?

dead inside wrote:

AndyTheGoth wrote:
As an aside has anybody else sat down and re-written any of Vons material?

Yes. For the Sisters of Meowy. Next post, please.

Was that your site? It was ace while it still existed.

MrChris wrote:there are of course the names of the tribute bands. Obviously there is the world-famous Sisters of Murphy. I once heard of another called the Blisters of Mercy, operating out of Durham, though I never got to see them. Do any others exist?

There was another called Sister Sludge - I think Paddy knows them or sommat.

There was also Mistress of Jersey from Belgium, I've got some MP3s from their website (or Ye Olde FTP) somewhere.

Black Planet wrote:

Wow, your here, wearing that what? PVC or is it leather? It's shiny non the less. And your own thread...

Does that make you a star? Maybe? Or not?

No, that thread makes me even more silly.
Yes, leather.
Well, see you later, I'm not Dr. PikkRong now, I'm at work

What is it with goths and cats?
I hate 'em. I've always been a dog person.

Black Shuck wrote:What is it with goths and cats?
I hate 'em. I've always been a dog person.

Dear Mr. DogMan, I love cats.
My wife loves cats.
Mr. Eldritch loves cats.
Siouxsie Sioux loves cats.
I tend to think something bad happened to you in your childhood.
Still hope you are not harmful for the society.
But I can be mistaken.
You could ask also the opinion of Hallucienate.

LMAO!!!

Cats are the ONLY pet worth having!!

Just ask Tigger, Smiley II and Pearl.. who owns whom!

Black Planet wrote:LMAO!!!

Cats are the ONLY pet worth having!!

Just ask Tigger, Smiley II and Pearl.. who owns whom!

thanks, Black Planet
You could be my Nurse

Jim wrote:

dead inside wrote:

AndyTheGoth wrote:
As an aside has anybody else sat down and re-written any of Vons material?

Yes. For the Sisters of Meowy. Next post, please.

Was that your site? It was ace while it still existed.

No. It was owned by a guy called Furry Rob. We exchanged some mails, I proposed to write some more lyrics, and suddenly... he disappeared. Also the site went down.
[Not because of me, I hope... ]

I have all the lyrics in th esite, though... If you want it, just ask.

I also made a version of Nirvana's "come as you are". Next post, please.

Warning: it's funnier with the music, especially if you sing along.

“Come as a cat�

Come as a cat
As feline
As a puuussy cat-y
As a cat
As a cat
As a dear cat flea free
Take your bath
Don’t you whine
Because fleas won’t be leaving
Take a bath
As a cat
As a dear cat flea free
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a

Come
Dirt with mud
Smelling rat
As I would one day might be
Smelling rat
As a cat
As a dear cat flea free
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
…

Cause I swear that I don’t have a flea!
No I don’t have a flea!
No I don’t have a flea!

Hmmmmm… Yeah!
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
Yeah!
No I don’t have a flea!

Cause I swear that I don’t have a flea!
No I don’t have a flea!
No I don’t have a flea!
No I don’t have a flea!
No I don’t have a flea!
...

Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a
Fleeeeeea freeeeeeee-a

Dr. Pikkrong,
should I take more orders of versions into Cattish?

dead inside wrote:Dr. Pikkrong,
should I take more orders of versions into Cattish?

Yes, if you can't live without it.
But please change your avatar - we are terrified of you.

pikkrong wrote:

dead inside wrote:Dr. Pikkrong,
should I take more orders of versions into Cattish?

Yes, if you can't live without it.
But please change your avatar - we are terrified of you.

I don't know if that will be wise because I've a lot worse stored for the future...