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Pista
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28 Jan 2021, 12:58
What's large, grey and sings the Blues?
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28 Jan 2021, 13:02
After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
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28 Jan 2021, 13:15
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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28 Jan 2021, 13:31
hey, that's not
my joke...
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Pista
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28 Jan 2021, 13:41
Those aren't mine either. I nicked them off......some teachers
iesus
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28 Jan 2021, 14:23
Pista wrote: ↑ 28 Jan 2021, 13:02
After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
that's a good one
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29 Jan 2021, 00:33
you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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29 Jan 2021, 12:16
Quiff Boy wrote: ↑ 29 Jan 2021, 00:33
you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
took a minute before the penny dropped
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
ruffers
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01 Feb 2021, 21:35
A personal favourite that one. Love the sheepdog one also.
Chucking another log on
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03 Feb 2021, 17:01
Pista wrote: ↑ 28 Jan 2021, 13:02
After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
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