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28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 12:58
by Pista
What's large, grey and sings the Blues?
Elephants Gerald
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 13:02
by Pista
After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 13:15
by Quiff Boy
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 13:20
by Pista
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 13:31
by Quiff Boy
hey, that's not
my joke...
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 13:41
by Pista
Those aren't mine either. I nicked them off......some teachers
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 14:23
by iesus
Pista wrote: ↑28 Jan 2021, 13:02
After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
that's a good one
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 28 Jan 2021, 22:36
by MadameButterfly
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 29 Jan 2021, 00:33
by Quiff Boy
you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 29 Jan 2021, 12:16
by MadameButterfly
Quiff Boy wrote: ↑29 Jan 2021, 00:33
you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
took a minute before the penny dropped
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 01 Feb 2021, 21:35
by ruffers
A personal favourite that one. Love the sheepdog one also.
Re: 28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
Posted: 03 Feb 2021, 17:01
by Selena
Pista wrote: ↑28 Jan 2021, 13:02
After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
