Happy Birthday Quiff Boy
Posted: 20 Jan 2004, 01:00
Happy birthday QB! Over 30 eh...
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Plautus
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye
William Butler Yeats
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, from the Simpsons
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Plautus
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye
William Butler Yeats
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, from the Simpsons
Don't you dare have too much fun now, you hear me?! 
Hope Mrs. Quiff's got lots of nice *surprises* in store for you - muahahaha!!! 
