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Two eggs in a pan
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 19:26
by EraserHead
Please, Iv'e only just got here' and its nice and warm! Two eggs boiling in a saucepan. One male, One female She turns to him, and says "Look Ive got a crack!" He replies," No point in telling me, I'm not even hard yet!"
Do I need to get my coat?
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 20:17
by James Blast
Coat? Yes!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 20:43
by EraserHead
Posted: 09 Feb 2004, 17:23
by Black Planet
LOL very funny.
and welcome
Posted: 10 Feb 2004, 00:24
by EraserHead
Thanks, for the welcome! Thought I'd make the effort on the first post.
Posted: 10 Feb 2004, 00:29
by Quiff Boy
Posted: 10 Feb 2004, 00:52
by 6FeetOver
Welcome to Heartland, EraserHead! Oh - and that was quite naughty of you, by the way!
Posted: 10 Feb 2004, 10:24
by Mrs RicheyJames
They are in no way as good as my jokes though!!!
Posted: 10 Feb 2004, 10:26
by Mrs RicheyJames
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause he was stapled to the first monkey
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause he thought it was a game
See?? It just doesn't compare.............
Posted: 10 Feb 2004, 22:06
by EraserHead
I can only blame Absinthe for that one!
SG! Youre quite right, although I think I read it not too far away from here
Posted: 10 Feb 2004, 22:35
by Andy TG
EraserHead wrote:I can only blame Absinthe for that one!
SG! Youre quite right, although I think I read it not too far away from here
@ EraserHead
"Absinthe"
- A "Heartlander" who 'understands'
BTW Welcome to Heartland!
