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THE Sisters Of Murphy @ Le Pornographique, Sunday 27th June.



The waiting is hell...

I have a 30ft long garage and an equally large back garden for anyone who needs somewhere to crash. Mrs T will be the Hostess with the Mostest and the neighbours will still be reeling from our Midsummers Night party the weekend before. Book that Monday morning off NOW!

Too much of a build up, Paddy?

Who knows?

They might even play Body Electric!

Thrash Harry wrote: They might even play Body Electric!

doubt it will happen...but we never know

Now there's a thought.

In terms of accomodation all I require is a space 5'8" by 2'6". Preferably horizontal but I have had my moments vertical in under stairs cupboards. It's my ironing board impersonation.

Any innoculations or visas required for PRWY?

Johnny Boy wrote:Any innoculations or visas required for PRWY?

You'd be most welcome. A four pack of San Miguel usually gets you in most places. Two if you're planning on drinking some yourself.

Thrash Harry wrote:You'd be most welcome.

Most excellent Mr Harry! I don't normally do 'North' but having consulted my diary, PA and she who holds the purse strings, I can confirm that I am available (I also do weddings and barmitzvahs). Simply draw a chalk outline of a fallen body on the floor and I'll be more than happy. I look forward to meeting fellow Heartlanders and getting Paddy's autograph.

Johnny Boy wrote:I don't normally do 'North' but having consulted my diary, PA and she who holds the purse strings, I can confirm that I am available

Nice one. I've booked you into the Blue Room. All we need to do now is get Sunsets and Monsieur Le Goth to come out to play and we can have our own Four Non-Yorkshiremen sketch.

LMFAO! does the room come ensuite with telly video and gothic nubile maidens?

OK, Body Electric is now in the set for that gig.

subtle b'stard

Paddy.

Thrash Harry wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:I don't normally do 'North' but having consulted my diary, PA and she who holds the purse strings, I can confirm that I am available

Nice one. I've booked you into the Blue Room. All we need to do now is get Sunsets and Monsieur Le Goth to come out to play and we can have our own Four Non-Yorkshiremen sketch.

@ Thrash Harry Now that is a very Temping Offer - you are most kind - I even have a double inflatable bed - with its only stand alone pump. So you never know.

One question - where would I be able to park my car - i see you have a garage!

Where MAY I be going - what Motorway Junction - just as an idea like.

oh man..... this could quickly turn into a HL party..... hmmmmm who else could we tempt north of the border.....

Paddy.

South, Paddy

ummmm.... yes, sorry..... bit of geographism there, or orientationism ?

Ah! Stupidity, thats the one !!!

he he....

Paddy

Padstar wrote:ummmm.... yes, sorry..... bit of geographism there, or orientationism ?

Ah! Stupidity, thats the one !!!

he he....

Paddy

@ Paddy

That would Stupidism then! - and what do you have against Stupid People. I find then very useful myself. In particular those who workin Telephone based IT Support!

Red Sunsets wrote:does the room come ensuite with telly video and gothic nubile maidens?

Telly and video perhaps, as I think Junior's already wondering where he can escape to for the night, so his room might be available. As for something to squeeze, you'll just have to hope you get lucky at the gig.

Padstar wrote:OK, Body Electric is now in the set for that gig.

Paddy, you're a star.

AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Thrash Harry Now that is a very Temping Offer - you are most kind - I even have a double inflatable bed - with its only stand alone pump. So you never know.

One question - where would I be able to park my car - i see you have a garage!

Where MAY I be going - what Motorway Junction - just as an idea like.

You would also be most welcome. Unfortunately, the garage is not easily accessible unless your reversing skills are better than mine (which wouldn't be difficult) as the previous owners over-extened the kitchen. There's enough room in the drive for three cars with a bit of creative parking though, and at the worst, the street parking is safe enough. We live in Pudsey which is between Leeds and Bradford so M621 Junction (?) signposted Elland Road is probably simplest. If you do decide to make the trip, I'll PM you with more accurate directions.

Padstar wrote:oh man..... this could quickly turn into a HL party..... hmmmmm who else could we tempt north of the border.....

I'd better warn the neighbours to stock up on garlic and crucifixes then.

I CAN'T COME. again.
and, paddy, it is NOTHING to do with the darkness. thats the week after.

emilystrange wrote:I CAN'T COME.

Oh no! And I was gonna get a few bottles of Benylin in especially.

I hear the bunny rabbit is very good.

Thrash Harry wrote:

emilystrange wrote:I CAN'T COME.

Oh no! And I was gonna get a few bottles of Benylin in especially.

thanks xxx but i'm better now!

i will be elsewhere.. but if some one calls me and holds teh phone up i will be happy!

Unfortunately, I am unable to echo Mr Harry's offer of accomodation, (as the proud owner of a psychopathic dog who hates people) but I shall endeavour to persuade mrs fiend that we should join in the festivities.

markfiend wrote:as the proud owner of a psychopathic dog who hates people

Oh dear! I'd forgotten about her. She'll just have to sleep out with Junior.

markfiend wrote:but I shall endeavour to persuade mrs fiend that we should join in the festivities.

It would be very good to meet you at last. You've got a couple of months to come up with a plausible excuse though.

markfiend wrote:Unfortunately, I am unable to echo Mr Harry's offer of accomodation, (as the proud owner of a psychopathic dog who hates people) but I shall endeavour to persuade mrs fiend that we should join in the festivities.

That's alright, you can make up for it by paying for my air ticket(s)

Thrash Harry wrote:It would be very good to meet you at last. You've got a couple of months to come up with a plausible excuse though.

Likewise! D'you think "mrs fiend didn't want to go" will be a good enough excuse?

hallucienate wrote:That's alright, you can make up for it by paying for my air ticket(s)

Can't afford them! Nice try...