Heartland

I awoke this morning feeling full of the joys of spring, so I thought I would take it all out on you.

You can lick my boots later.

Chairman Bux wrote:I awoke this morning feeling full of the joys of spring, so I thought I would take it all out on you.

You can lick my boots later.

and which booties would they be señor chairman? pointy? or big 'n' clunky?

It's bloody winter here

Rain, rain, rain, rain...

hallucienate wrote:It's bloody winter here

Move somewhere warmer.

@ Quiffikins: Most definitely the "big 'n' clunky" ones. Although I nearly did wear the deck pumps today.

Chairman Bux wrote:

hallucienate wrote:It's bloody winter here

Move somewhere warmer.

Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.

hallucienate wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:

hallucienate wrote:It's bloody winter here

Move somewhere warmer.

Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.

I hear the south of Spain is nice.

i am soooooooooooooooo bored.
can someone help me?
oh, and morning, sir.

Chairman Bux wrote:

hallucienate wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote: Move somewhere warmer.

Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.

I hear the south of Spain is nice.

and they've got cool keyboards?

emilystrange wrote:oh, and morning, sir.

Morning Emily.

And no need to call me sir

hallucienate wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:

hallucienate wrote: Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.

I hear the south of Spain is nice.

and they've got cool keyboards?

Spanish keyboards have the best character sets, to coin a phrase.

Chairman Bux wrote:I hear the south of Spain is nice.

I hear the pool attendants are having terrible problems with floating voters this season.

Thrash Harry wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:I hear the south of Spain is nice.

I hear the pool attendants are having terrible problems with floating voters this season.

I try not to participate in the Spanish electoral system. I can't afford the bribes required.

well maybe if a certain beat combo released somthing...

hallucienate wrote:

emilystrange wrote:oh, and morning, sir.

Morning Emily.

And no need to call me sir

Mr Chairman is the ONLY person i've ever called sir. and i'm not entirely sure that's not sarky.

i'm still the nation's leader. practice your bows.

emilystrange wrote:

hallucienate wrote:

emilystrange wrote:oh, and morning, sir.

Morning Emily.

And no need to call me sir

Mr Chairman is the ONLY person i've ever called sir. and i'm not entirely sure that's not sarky.

i'm still the nation's leader. practice your bows.

you mean that muddy little island? Never been there.

hallucienate wrote:

emilystrange wrote:

hallucienate wrote: Morning Emily.

And no need to call me sir

Mr Chairman is the ONLY person i've ever called sir. and i'm not entirely sure that's not sarky.

i'm still the nation's leader. practice your bows.

you mean that muddy little island? Never been there.

You are missing nothing.

@ Ms. Strange: *bows*

@ Mr Chairman: *curtsies*
x

emilystrange wrote:@ Mr Chairman: *curtsies*
x

Stop that!

You nearly made me smile there.

terribly sorry.....
didn't want to cause a diplomatic incident.

Chairman Bux wrote:I awoke this morning feeling full of the joys of spring, so I thought I would take it all out on you.

You can lick my boots later.

A walk outside. Blossom stipples the branches of trees out back. A high grey fug turns steadily bluer as the temperature rises. It will be a successful week, a healthy week, a happy week upon which to reflect and from which to move onwards.

You feel 5-10 years younger, fitter than for years. Everything seems possible. You wonder why you're tied down to a relationship. You've got your job and a place of your own. Why not have it to yourself? Bring younger birds home for one thing only. When it suits. 10 hours' kip a night otherwise. Stay in and read or listen to music. Work out without asking permission. Catch up on work. Save all the cash for Number One. Plan an early exit after a glitteringly single-minded career. Kids? Pah. Shagging, spending and having a laugh.

I am charged

commitment issues?

hallucienate wrote:commitment issues?

Could be Big Issues if he's not careful...

Who the flip are you calling pondlife?

This Charming Man?

I'm not convinced.