21/05/04 You are what yer drink

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> Subject: YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK - apparently!!
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>IF WOMEN DRINK
>Drink : Beer.
>Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
>;Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>;Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
>;Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the bum.
>Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
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>;Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
>Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
>Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
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>Drink : Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
>;Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
>Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
>
>Drink : Bacardi Breezer
>Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated -
>actually
>has absolutely no clue.
>Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
>
>;Drink : Baileys.
>Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
>Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
>
>;Drink : Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
>;Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and
>naked.
>;Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
>
>IF MEN DRINK - As always, very simple and clear cut.
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>Cider : He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
>
>Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
>
>Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
>
>Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

>tWine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
>sophisticated image and help him get laid.
>
>Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would have sex with a warm
>scarf.;Desperate to get laid.
>
>;Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to
>get laid.
>;
>Whisky : He doesn't give two sh**s about anything and will hit
>anyone who
>will get in his way of getting laid.
>
>Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all
>about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself
>into getting laid.
>
>Tequila : P*** off you w***ers, I'm gonna go sh*g something with a
>pulse.
>
>Bacardi Breezer : He's gay (Blatantly).
>
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

That's ace :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

That's ace :lol: :lol: :lol:
What do you drink?

I drink'em all, so no idea what that makes :innocent:
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Wine. But there's no way i'm Conservative, classy or sophisticated!! And i'm not into the paris fashions what-so-ever. So it's all a bit boll*cks really!!!

I also like a beer, but I can't play pool for sh*t!! :lol: :lol:
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I drink Palm (beer) and yes I do want to...........
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sisxbeforedawn wrote:>Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would have sex with a warm
>scarf.;Desperate to get laid.
Preposterous! :eek:
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no mention of gin :roll:
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Or rum.
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Or Gin Rummy.
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Which is quite understandable.
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Drink : Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Rome and Zodiac Mindwarp into the conversation.

Uncannily accurate.
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Black Planet wrote::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Drink : Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Rome and Zodiac Mindwarp into the conversation.

Uncannily accurate.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote:
Black Planet wrote::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Drink : Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Rome and Zodiac Mindwarp into the conversation.

Uncannily accurate.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Creep!
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Red Sunsets wrote:Creep!
Wrong! :wink:
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Unless of course you want to Spank me......

ouch.....lol
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Dep? or Depp
40 mins into Pirates Of The Caribbean
JD is brilliant! I have never been one of his fans.
Sleepy Hollow - excellent
PotC - brilliant (so far)
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Red Sunsets wrote:Dep? or Depp
40 mins into Pirates Of The Caribbean
JD is brilliant! I have never been one of his fans.
Sleepy Hollow - excellent
PotC - brilliant (so far)
must agree with you on Sleepy Hollow, but then again Queeny and Christina Ricci are in it :twisted:
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Red Sunsets wrote:Dep? or Depp
40 mins into Pirates Of The Caribbean
JD is brilliant! I have never been one of his fans.
Sleepy Hollow - excellent
PotC - brilliant (so far)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

don't get me started on Mr. Depp. :oops: :oops:
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Butter wouldn't melt...
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Hmm. Now I do like Miss Ricci, but that photo makes her look a bit like:

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Hubba Hubba :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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She first reminded me of a doll I collect with a very pretty repainted face.

That's a stunning photo.
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Sleepy Hollow is a regular in the VCR chez fiend. Johnny for mrs fiend and Christina for me.

Yummy.
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It's a shame her forehead is too big for her face!!
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