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Almiche V
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1385 Joined: 23 Apr 2003, 21:01Location: Outta sight
04 Jul 2004, 16:51
They're everywhere and spreading fast
Taken from Brain Droppings by George Carlin.
mandatory options
mutual differences
nondairy creamer
open secret
resident alien
silent alarm
sports sedan
wireless cable
mercy killing
lethal assistance [Contra aid]
business ethics
friendly fire
genuine veneer
full-time day care
death benefits
holy war
To not know and to ask a question is a moment of embarrassment; to not know and not ask is a lifetime of shame.
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181 Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55Location: st custards
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05 Jul 2004, 09:13
Obvious ones I can think of...
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
