Heartland

... or rather the guy on the train this morning did. Seriously.

He boarded at Retford and become more and more delusional and agitated that the rail cops were waiting for him at Peterborough. After talking to him onboard they decided to call for backup. Then it all kicked off.

He spat in the face of one rail cop and attempted to headbutt the other. In the ensusing melee the backup arrived and it took five strapping policemen to restrain him. One WPC attempting to assist took a boot in the face and had her nose broken.

Eventually he was cuffed, wrists and ankles and carried of the train face down by four cops, still struggling and shouting 'I am God'.

Very scary.

Ed. Where were you this morning?

on the way to peterborough you say? is this him?

Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:Ed. Where were you this morning?

No, false alarm. This guy wasn't wearing a hat.

RicheyJames wrote:on the way to peterborough you say? is this him?

Nah, lovely cuddly Bazza is a legend around these parts but has often been described as delusional by claiming he knows something about football.

was von wearing sunglasses hen?

How is this possible god is female.

JB did say the guy was delusional, cyn.

This is true.

Oooh, ladies in humourous witty exchange shock! We like.



That's one each.

umm... thanks, i think.

JB wrote:Oooh, ladies in humourous witty exchange shock! We like.



That's one each.

mmmm thanx but less tongue next time.

cyn wrote:mmmm thanx but less tongue next time.

now there's something you don't hear often!







umm, sorry

Quiff Boy wrote:

cyn wrote:mmmm thanx but less tongue next time.

now there's something you don't hear often!

Only from YOU, vegan boy


IZ.

touché

God's gift is still unopened. But the day approacheth...

Francis wrote:God's gift is still unopened

that cheese and pickle sarnie will be growing legs soon Francis!

Hellfire Man!