Heartland

Glad to have found other people who are as obsessed with the Sisters as I am

welcome home

Nice to be here mate

Enjoy the forum, old one!

IZ.

Welcome, being the newbie you gotta buy us all a present.

Everyone want the snake skin 12" Lucretia promo?

BillyBadBreaks wrote:Everyone want the snake skin 12" Lucretia promo?

swap you

I was buying a copy when a record dealer (on the phone) says "waste of money mate". It was only 15 quid too. Should have bought it

'ello billy

Thanks for turning me on (ooerr!) to this place!

i must admit, i don't often get turned on, here.. amused, a lot.

*larf!*
it's a LOT more civilised than the other place...

I am confused (amongst other things!

BillyBadBreaks wrote:I am confused (amongst other things!

It's your posting rating.

Read the FAQ

IZ.

Thanks IZ, I think I am going to like being road kill, so can I keep the title?

HI AND WELCOME... Enjoy your stay here.

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/faq.php#12

How do I change my rank?
In general you cannot directly change the wording of any rank (ranks appear below your username in topics and on your profile depending on the style used). Most boards use ranks to indicate the number of posts you have made and to identify certain users, e.g. moderators and administrators may have a special rank. Please do not abuse the board by posting unnecessarily just to increase your rank, you will probably find the moderator or administrator will simply lower your post count.

the ranks are based on your post count (don't go getting any ideas now! )

one or two people have their own "special" ranks... but don't worry, its not an elitist thing though - they just asked for 'em and i obliged - the only condition i apply is that your chosen "special" rank is at least feintly amusing

if you look at the stats you can see the ranking system in operation:

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/statistics.php

basically:

Ranks
Road Kill = 0 - 99 posts
Amphetamine Filth = 100 - 249 posts
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth = 250 - 499 posts
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth = 500 - 999 posts
Slight Overbomber = 1000 - 1999 posts
Overbomber = 2000 - 4999 posts
Underneath the Rock = 5000 - 9999 posts
surprise = 9999+

some people like it, some think it encourages a poor "signal to noise ratio". me? i don't care either way. think of it as an alternative to a hobby

and if you want to stay road kill, drop me a PM when you get nearer to 100 posts and i'll sort it

will do mate

I suppose I'm in the same boat as Billy. I'm an old fan but came across this site only recently through Wishville. I've found it to be very good, you are all doing a marvellous job as young Mr Grace would say.

Rivers wrote:I suppose I'm in the same boat as Billy. I'm an old fan but came across this site only recently through Wishville. I've found it to be very good, you are all doing a marvellous job as young Mr Grace would say.

danke

do you have two nubile nurses, Quiffy?

emilystrange wrote:do you have two nubile nurses, Quiffy?

why do you ask?

and who told you it was only two?

it just occurred to be to ask.

two at all times, on shift rotation, and holiday cover...

emilystrange wrote:it just occurred to be to ask.

two at all times, on shift rotation, and holiday cover...

indeed.

tonight is isabella and beatrice's turn





they're twins you know.



ooh, gotta go. time for my bed bath