Heartland

This probably shouldn't be in the joke of the day, but I don't know where else to post it:

http://grouphug.us/

People are strange.

Mind you, I've had a stab at getting a false confession pass the 'crack team of confession readers'. We'll see.

Oh, and already spotted your confession. The one about masturbating and not washing your hands before shaking hands with people ...

JB wrote: Oh, and already spotted your confession. The one about masturbating and not washing your hands before shaking hands with people ...

nah, that's not me, I only do that to people I meet in resturants that serve too much garlic

hallucienate wrote:

JB wrote: Oh, and already spotted your confession. The one about masturbating and not washing your hands before shaking hands with people ...

nah, that's not me, I only do that to people I meet in resturants that serve too much garlic

JB wrote:

hallucienate wrote:

JB wrote: Oh, and already spotted your confession. The one about masturbating and not washing your hands before shaking hands with people ...

nah, that's not me, I only do that to people I meet in resturants that serve too much garlic

you eat pizza with your hands, don't you?

Yeh, I got the joke.

Thinking back, the excess garlic must have been because the waitress thought Mrs Hal was looking far too vamprye that night and she was only trying to protect you.

JB wrote:Yeh, I got the joke.

Thinking back, the excess garlic must have been because the waitress thought Mrs Hal was looking far too vamprye that night and she was only trying to protect you.

it seemed to work, she's now the ex-Mrs Hal

hallucienate wrote: it seemed to work, she's now the ex-Mrs Hal