11/10/2004

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Francis
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An Iraqi woman returns home from a shopping spree, tries on her new dress and asks her husband:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"

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And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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:urff:

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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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James Blast
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Ewwwww!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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