03-Dec-04 Jesus crashed his hotrod...

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...and it was a pink Cadillac!

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I thought the drive through window was around the back.
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This story is just surreal on so many levels...
... a car came flying into the music store where they live...
... the car... was airborne for about 25 to 30 feet...
... Hernandez's 99-year-old mother, who was hooked up to oxygen and unable to move quickly, was startled by crash but was unhurt...
And to top it all off, the driver was Jesus Fedora?

(I was going to make some joke about his name, but that would just be old hat...)
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Another News shocker!

Bush arrested in Canada!

http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/ame ... index.html



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Canada 1 - Chimp nil :D
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