Heartland

this time last year i gave you lots of presents, whether you wanted them or not. what do you wantthis year, then?

Another U-Boat please, miss!

off you go get it then!
oh.. and eternal happiness to sexygoth and richey, whenever they sort it out...

emilystrange wrote:off you go get it then!

Could I have a stuka as well?

don't see why not.... i'm sure you can fins a spare one somewhere.
@ SG... I've reserved the Hawkins boys, so hands off.

Natalie Portman
100 Marlboro
20 cans of Stella Artois

...please.

I've been a good boy all year.

even my family is gone buy me Booze.Rodenbach to be more precise.
now I know I'm a dull boy but they even don't try to think of something els I would like
like perhaps

lazarus corporation wrote:Natalie Portman

you'll have to fight over her.

christophe wrote:even my family is gone buy me Booze.Rodenbach to be more precise.
now I know I'm a dull boy but they even don't try to think of something els I would like
like perhaps

lazarus corporation wrote:Natalie Portman

emilystrange wrote:you'll have to fight over her.

Typical isn't it. You get one boy one thing, and the other has to have the same thing

Can I have my misspent youth back please? I promise I'll look after it a bit better this time

i'll see what i can do. any particular bits?

emilystrange wrote:i'll see what i can do. any particular bits?

I'm not sure. Best to have the whole thing. Is there a discount for bulk purchases

A Gigantic Raft In The Philippines filled with cases of 'The McGuigan Black Label' and Holstein Pils, plus much Pakora and bog roll!
Thankee

@ mrs snowey... i give what i feel like from the nation's resources.
@ mr blast, and everyone... whatever, i just need a list...

emilystrange wrote:@ mr blast, and everyone... whatever, i just need a list...

• cuddly toy
  selection of towels
  Pong - a video game
  a fondeau set (anyone ever had fondeau?)
  rafia place settings
  SpaceHopper
  a set of crystal glasses
  a teasmade
  a cushion that pharts
  the Lord of the Rings

with thanks to John Cooper Clarke

James Blast wrote:

emilystrange wrote:@ mr blast, and everyone... whatever, i just need a list...

• cuddly toy
  selection of towels
  Pong - a video game
  a fondeau set (anyone ever had fondeau?)
  rafia place settings
  SpaceHopper
  a set of crystal glasses
  a teasmade
  a cushion that pharts
  the Lord of the Rings

with thanks to John Cooper Clarke

staying on a JCC tip, i'd like my very own psycle slut. can that be sorted to ms strange?

Holly Valance and some consistency please-ah.

Can I have Holly Valance before Almiche gets his hands on her. Or Christina Ricci. Or Luba Hegre. I'm not fussed!

A memory.

A memory.

A years supply of kitty food and kitty litter(costs a fecking fortune!)

All my debts paid.

A one way ticket to Vancouver.

Ta!

Wouldn't mind a law passed that gives ISPs the right to deny internet access to anyone caught using chatspeak non-satirically.

Or some Nice Boots.

Peace on earth

No poor kids

No AIDS

Water and food for all.



Nah, just kidding. I want a new BMW X5


(this was a joke, but I'm sure you all understood that )

CellThree wrote:Can I have Holly Valance before Almiche gets his hands on her.

We'll let her Eminence settle this....

Can't you bloody share?
QB... its in the post.

some one sent me an emily doll, but with a pink flowery dress on, and a big pink bow....

emilystrange wrote:Can't you bloody share?

That suggestion raises the prospect of sloppy seconds and we don't wanna go there, do we ..?

my christmas present to everyone and myself is to ban people from taking their children christmas shopping. expecially if they are chavs.

emilystrange wrote:my christmas present to everyone and myself is to ban people from taking their children christmas shopping. expecially if they are chavs.

But what else would they do...?

emilystrange wrote:Can't you bloody share?

What is this..."share"?