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Today I'm pondering ...

What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about ..?

This morning i pondered existance.. and thought.. about different dimensions, and perhaps for every near death accident type thing ive had.. maybe i actually died in another one of those dimensions..

or something like that, im sure someone else could bu what im saying far more elequantly.

if the bicycle gets a flat tyre, how f**ked is the fish

paint it black wrote:if the bicycle gets a flat tyre, how f**ked is the fish

not at all, i'd guess. as it doens't need a bike in the first place.

incidentally, my dog has got no nose but smells very nice indeed.

Quiff Boy wrote:

paint it black wrote:if the bicycle gets a flat tyre, how f**ked is the fish

not at all, i'd guess. as it doens't need a bike in the first place.

'course it does, otherwise it couldn't get to meet the chicken

btw - my dog is a smoothhound

would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?

Also

If you cut off my head, do I say me and my head or me and my body?

rapture_radio wrote:would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?

I saw one of those on Saturday , no arrests were made.

that happens all the time up in newcastle. you should take a look at the crowd when 'toon play

What would you rather be or a wasp?

Latest score from the Nou Camp...Barcelona- 1 Surreal Madrid- fish.

FFS Dave wrote:What would you rather be or a wasp?

Latest score from the Nou Camp...Barcelona- 1 Surreal Madrid- fish.

Gosh Dave, I'm surprised you've posted on this thread. Normally when you're having surreal thoughts inside someone else's head in Wastedland, you just PM me ...

If some one is soooooooooooo UGLY and his life is in a circle, would this ugly-nes be endless ?

rapture_radio wrote:would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?

Also

If you cut off my head, do I say me and my head or me and my body?

So, are you beheaded, or bebodied ?

Paul

zaltys7 wrote:

rapture_radio wrote:would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?

Also

If you cut off my head, do I say me and my head or me and my body?

So, are you beheaded, or bebodied ?

Paul

Or is this the one case where you would really be beside yourself

if a tomato isn't invisible, is it still red?

emilystrange wrote:if a tomato isn't invisible, is it still red?

could be green or brown, but I wouldn't eat it anyhow.


no it isn't. red is a color we made up, if we can't see it it isn't red.
same as the tree in the forrest. it doesn't make a sound when it falls down......

trees can hear, you know

but they can't go on the internet so what does it matter?

you should never underestimate an Ent. as saruman found out, to his cost.

christophe wrote:but they can't go on the internet so what does it matter?

I beg to differ ... www.chatwithtrees/larch/birch.com

emilystrange wrote:you should never underestimate an Ent. as saruman found out, to his cost.

you never read any of the books did you

JB wrote:I beg to differ ... www.chatwithtrees/larch/birch.com

the link isn't working, or is that part of the joke? you never know these days you know....

emilystrange wrote:Ent.

Ear, Nose and Throat surgeon. Agreed.

does the Queen s**t in the woods?

i smile because i have no idea what's going on

who is who and what is what and where is where and why is why and when is when