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On Sunday I'll be setting the whell in motion for a Trads V Cybers Rounders match for the ladies before the footy match. Can anyone hlp with a poster? NEEDS TO BE FUNNY.

Wheel <sigh>

presumably you are talking about the traditional whitby football match where locals play the goths, or something?

you must be able to find some cheap pun involving bats....

Aye lad. I've asked the question ages ago and general consessus seams to be Trads V Cybers. It'll be for the ladies probably before the match or on the monday. Not sure yet. Needs to start making phone calls. But would like a rough poster for the weekend to show Jonny. Could anyone help? No good with things like this?

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Aye lad. I've asked the question ages ago and general consessus seams to be Trads V Cybers. It'll be for the ladies probably before the match or on the monday. Not sure yet. Needs to start making phone calls. But would like a rough poster for the weekend to show Jonny. Could anyone help? No good with things like this?

I can help, by creating a poster. see my work a bit --> http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6925

I just need the ingredients

- type of poster
- what objects need to be in it
- What text

ect.

and I can give it a try

You're a star!! <goes and looks for piccies>

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:On Sunday I'll be setting the whell in motion for a Trads V Cybers Rounders match for the ladies before the footy match. Can anyone hlp with a poster? NEEDS TO BE FUNNY.

It ought to include '...and you can stick your glow-sticks up yer arse*...' in there somewhere.

*(c) Copyright 2004 Quiff Boy

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:You're a star!! <goes and looks for piccies>

just e-mail the pic's and all the info I need to know

i reckon you should have a a picture of a glow stick and a picture of a rounders bat, with a big arrow pointing to the bat.

then you should have some text that says something like "now THIS is a f**king stick."

and then in smaller lettering underneath you should have "you're going to get f**king wasted! cyber twats."

i reckon it could work

maybe even do a second one - black background, white caslon antique that simply says "we'd like to see you play rounders in 4ft platforms and a neon orange tutu."



cyber baiting. its the new black. or somesuch.

lol@Quiffy.

For a picture of the Trad. I wanted this picture.
put on her blouse


and for the Cyber...I thought of this pic....



followed by some funny text then this pic.....



Can anyone put the star on the blouse for me??

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:lol@Quiffy.

For a picture of the Trad. I wanted this picture.
put on her blouse


and for the Cyber...I thought of this pic....



followed by some funny text then this pic.....



Can anyone put the star on the blouse for me??

That can be done

but what size does the poster / flyer need to be ?

becouse if i'm gonna make the pic's bigger the quality is getting down/less

About A4 I would imagine. The pics should be fairly small really but not too small that you can't see em. if you know what I mean.

Gonna do my best !!!

cheers.

the black and white text, is it needed in the middle ? up on the poster or the bottom